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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14324Dan Nicholls

I don't care what you say, that is longer than a foot.

24/10/17 20:00:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Shoplifters come up with new tricks all the time. This guy has been detained for stealing French bread.

24/10/17 23:14:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 16011Mark England

"It's got ridiculous Harry , you must try and overcome your phobia of cutting your toenails"

24/10/17 20:11:32

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

Trouble was, by the time he'd done his laces the match was over.

25/10/17 2:18:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5234Vivvy En

In this modern re-enactment the Prince was rather glad that Cinderella had disappeared

24/10/17 21:08:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6257Glyn Evans

If clowns wear shoes longer than their arms, how do they open doors?

24/10/17 20:07:56

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Some clown left their shoe in the exhibition room

25/10/17 11:54:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21525Ian Skelding

"No, too small, I can feel it pinching my toe."

24/10/17 20:23:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14324Dan Nicholls

"...and one f*cking long sock please".

24/10/17 20:02:06

 
Peter Thomas Peter Thomas

Have you got it in black,white makes my feet look big.

26/10/17 14:05:14

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

The new artist may have taken it a little to literally when I said she had big shoes to fill

25/10/17 12:30:21

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Siezed by drug officers, apparently the shoe was completely laced

25/10/17 10:25:29

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

ftse 100cms

25/10/17 10:22:52

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Are you telling me that big feet do not run in the family, Mr. Henderson?''

25/10/17 7:06:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8177Chris Keegan

The club’s new trainer makes a big impression….

25/10/17 7:02:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8903Mr Dome

Das Boot

25/10/17 2:42:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8903Mr Dome

Actual shoe worn by Neil Armstrong....

25/10/17 0:26:47

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

That's a large helping of Toed in the Sole

24/10/17 22:10:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

In Arab countries the heavy artillery is only fired at American presidents.

24/10/17 21:58:33

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2836GeeDee

Honestly Kate you know what they say about the size of men's shoes.. well

24/10/17 21:52:44

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

It belongs to the world barefoot water skiing champion.

24/10/17 21:42:27

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Pinochitoe

24/10/17 21:19:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Marathon runner is disqualified for barging.

24/10/17 21:03:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20106John Glover

"The boss wouldn't believe I was late for work because of a bloody steamroller."

24/10/17 20:53:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10151Neil Mackenzie

Now that's a shoe that won't Sasquatch my toes.

24/10/17 20:20:36

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

The Japanese bullet trainer.

24/10/17 20:13:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14324Dan Nicholls

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

24/10/17 20:00:13

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Toetally massive!

25/10/17 10:15:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22787Michael Winner

"As a basketball player he was terrible, but he was the best damn ballerina I ever saw."

24/10/17 22:23:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5088C CaMel

Big feet, big tick

24/10/17 22:06:51

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Yard shoe.

24/10/17 22:05:00

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2836GeeDee

I'm sorry but for me,he wins by a Foot

24/10/17 21:45:51

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

How to Run the Marathon in 10 Simple Steps

(nod to 21:03:46)

24/10/17 21:43:29

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Platform shoe.

24/10/17 21:32:46

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Clowns laugh at me instead cos the boots on the other foot.

24/10/17 21:28:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10151Neil Mackenzie

This is a sculpture but it is available as a foot print.

24/10/17 21:26:42

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

This little piggy went the long way home.

24/10/17 21:25:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The boat is on the other foot

24/10/17 21:04:07

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

For God's sake. Now I have to put on my shorts.

24/10/17 20:41:52

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Whoa... so trippy.

24/10/17 20:38:21

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''I'm sorry, I've completely lost my train of foot.''

24/10/17 20:26:31

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30951Tony Edwards

Big Dick's trainer.

24/10/17 20:21:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Le Cock Sportif?

24/10/17 20:15:06

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Feeture presentation.

24/10/17 20:14:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30951Tony Edwards

Bigfoot trainer

24/10/17 20:06:32

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Well played, Jimmy. Well played indeed," said Santa.

24/10/17 20:06:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Apparently the Clown is hopping mad

24/10/17 20:04:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Kangaroo Shoe

24/10/17 20:03:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Far sole!"

24/10/17 20:02:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Justin Gatlin will try anything to beat Usain Bolt.

24/10/17 20:00:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Size flatters

24/10/17 20:00:11

 
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