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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

The cat that's got the scream.

16/09/17 21:53:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

...and I know it's gonna be...a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

By Bill Whiskers.

16/09/17 21:26:17

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Ah, the greatest bass line ever played... --Michael Winner
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21303Ian Skelding

The Howl and the Pussycat

16/09/17 23:31:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

"F*ck off you ba*tard!" said Felix, who has got Purret's Syndrome.

16/09/17 20:14:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

"Here pussy, come here nice Pussy Galore. Come and give me a vote. There's a good pussy."

16/09/17 20:31:34

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Purrrrrrrr. 😽 --Pussy Galore
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Mwahaha! My humans tried to give me a worm tablet. I won!"

16/09/17 20:18:37

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 958Karen Oakenfull

How many more f*cking times do I have to prove that I haven't got anyone else's tongue?!

17/09/17 17:35:53

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Ring the vet, love, Gizmo's sat on a wasp again."

16/09/17 22:23:59

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Gagpuss

(Nod to 21:14:59 and 22:44:04)

16/09/17 21:54:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8579Mr Dome

I thought Pussy was trying not to yawn at home...

16/09/17 20:48:35

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LOL --Pussy Galore
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Furbawl.

16/09/17 19:54:12

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It was the finals of Britain's Got Talent and Kitty wasn't leaving the stage till she'd finished her solo.

16/09/17 19:47:32

 
Adam B Vote score: 22Adam B

That's the last time I give that bulldog a blowjob

16/09/17 19:44:01

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

This is how I feel at the prospect of thinking of yet another cat caption.

16/09/17 19:11:39

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

I CAN'T GET NO...CATISFACTION...

19/09/17 6:24:05

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Our cat - the killer wail.

16/09/17 20:38:21

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

"Close your mush; I can see what you've had for dinner. And what you had at number 11... and number 13... and with old Mrs Perkin's...and next door's hamster..."

16/09/17 20:09:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

♪...and you're gonna hear me ROARRRRR ♪, sang Kitty Purry.

"What d'ya mean I sound like I'm being strangled?"

16/09/17 20:00:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Mog atishoo

16/09/17 19:43:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8579Mr Dome

It's the first time in ages i've seen a gaping pussy on a saturday night

16/09/17 19:41:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22602Michael Winner

My cat's so lazy that after yawning, he stays like this for hours hoping that someone will eventually close his mouth for him.

16/09/17 19:38:26

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4833Chris Halliwell

Feline tired?

16/09/17 19:09:36

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

John, I think the cat might have a fish bone caught in it's mouth

18/09/17 8:58:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1422larry G.

"Quick give me some milk-I've got Peanut butter stuck in my throat."

17/09/17 19:58:35

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

♪ Look, a new day has begun ♪
Photographs contain all sorts of Memories.

17/09/17 7:06:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

"The Power of Meeow"

17/09/17 3:28:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21303Ian Skelding

This ninth life is so boring, I'm looking forward to the tenth.

16/09/17 23:37:20

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

After a hard day's chasing, Tiddles is dog-tired and Rover has gone home for a cat nap.

16/09/17 22:29:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

"Thou shall not puss."

16/09/17 21:59:55

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2818GeeDee

Rickayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

16/09/17 21:46:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Bragpuss.

16/09/17 21:44:04

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

"Move over Larry, the new Downing Street cat is here ready to guide the nation through Brexit. Ooh, did someone say brisket?"

16/09/17 20:26:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

He'd been on the Catnip all night but he refused to have a hair of the dog in the morning.

16/09/17 20:19:05

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Glyn Evans Vote score: 6097Glyn Evans

Cat on a tack mode.

16/09/17 20:18:36

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Tom is gagging for it.

16/09/17 20:14:59

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2818GeeDee

Me-yawn Me-yawn Me-yow

16/09/17 20:06:38

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

"...and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

16/09/17 20:05:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

Who ordered the snakebite?

16/09/17 20:02:30

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

You mean you humans spend Saturday nights sitting there dreaming up daft captions? That's hilarious!

16/09/17 19:44:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Cats are not stoic when it comes to constipation.

16/09/17 19:43:07

 
Adam B Vote score: 22Adam B

Mum the cats been playing with my Speak Out game again

16/09/17 19:41:20

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Kittiwake...just.

16/09/17 19:37:17

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

You can tell it's Jeremy Clarkson's cat ...

16/09/17 19:16:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

Sigh, Clawdius

16/09/17 19:16:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 15820Mark England

"Look at the state of that canine"
"You idiot, it's a cat"
"I know, I'm talking about it's tooth"

16/09/17 19:10:42

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4833Chris Halliwell

Yawn of the Head.

16/09/17 19:10:06

 
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