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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"Please, please, please can I have some acetone to remove this superglue from my hands?"

06/07/19 21:32:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"This is all a bit sh*t, I won't be coming here a second time."

06/07/19 21:38:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

"What do you mean by, don't make any arrangements for easter?"

06/07/19 21:11:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

"Please God, no more bike, cat, or dog photos...!"

06/07/19 20:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

Prayer Matt

06/07/19 22:12:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

Oh yeah? See if your scissors can cut DOUBLE paper!!!

07/07/19 4:59:08

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

"Ok, he's gotten his little second hand table going there. Well I for one hope he makes a prophet.

06/07/19 20:44:18

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"Be glad when they all leave so I can get to A & E and get this super glue off"

06/07/19 21:54:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4403Vivvy En

"Daaaad, please can I have my pocket money early...?"

06/07/19 20:33:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9316Neil Mackenzie

If only he hadn’t suggested the Jews could leave Rome without a deal, they might not have crucified him.

07/07/19 19:09:12

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 111Madeline Charlton

" Hey , Jesus , can you save us from gamble addiction?"
" Of horse I can!"

07/07/19 6:43:14

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 265Charles Gilbert

Never give up...

07/07/19 4:33:28

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12890Dan Nicholls

"I thought this was the opticians".
"Should have gone to Spec-saviours".

07/07/19 0:06:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

Jack Preacher

06/07/19 22:18:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

Devine in convention's

06/07/19 22:01:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

"...Give us this day my daily Whitbread..."

06/07/19 21:42:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5066Dave Bryan

''Stop peeping, Jesus.''

06/07/19 21:36:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5634Greg Curtis

“Savior prayers.”

06/07/19 21:29:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5066Dave Bryan

A few moments later a disgusted Jesus turned over the honey tables.

06/07/19 21:26:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

Prays hymn.

06/07/19 20:57:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2581James Lennox

When Jesus had his moment of doubt he prayed for a sign from God. Sometimes God's messages are subtle, but then again, somtimes they're printed on the back of T-shirts.

06/07/19 20:52:58

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 663Carey Sutton

They never mentioned the ear piercings in the bible.

06/07/19 20:49:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6206Chris Keegan

The moment he installed the ceiling lighting I had some serious concerns.

06/07/19 20:40:50

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5634Greg Curtis

"Jew wanna copy?"

06/07/19 20:29:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20831Ian Skelding

"God, I said 'arrange a band.'"

06/07/19 20:20:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

Jesus was praying there was something other than fish and loaves at the all inclusive buffet.

06/07/19 20:10:54

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Jesus always shops at Forever 33.

06/07/19 20:08:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

"Let there be light."

06/07/19 20:04:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20831Ian Skelding

Bert of Pray

06/07/19 20:02:18

 
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