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"The Council accused me of building without planning permission but there was no foundation."
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23125Ian Skelding

"The Council accused me of building without planning permission but there was no foundation."

29/07/17 19:10:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13324Vanessa the Guesser

They've got squatters.

29/07/17 19:43:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"You spoil those barn owls. I'm sure they'd be just as happy with a wooden nesting box."

30/07/17 9:34:58

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6152C CaMel

Cool storey bro

Nod to 20.13

29/07/17 19:55:23

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

This is where the funniest ever caption was written. It brought the house down.

29/07/17 19:25:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"How many more times do I have to tell you, Paddy. You start at the bottom and work up!"

29/07/17 19:11:16

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Housing slump

29/07/17 19:01:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I told you not to build the house next to a sinkamore tree."

30/07/17 7:15:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10304Mr Dome

'Warehouse?'
'Underglound'

30/07/17 6:48:51

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

It gets really annoying when the kids use the house as a skate park.

30/07/17 6:23:12

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

"These damn things spread like wildfire, it popped up overnight and it's still growing. I'll need a ladder to get on the roof soon"

30/07/17 6:16:31

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

" I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

30/07/17 6:12:12

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Next time I buy you a Bonsai tree Doris for God sake prune the damn thing!

29/07/17 21:33:27

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Our house is tiny, there's no room in it at all.

29/07/17 19:35:53

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

I can't think of a caption or even a short storey

29/07/17 19:13:49

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

It is a little known fact that Schubert was building his own house shortly before his demise.

29/07/17 19:08:33

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♫ A crow was with meFrom out of the town,Even up to this momentIt circles above my head-F*ck off crow, I'm busy. --Michael Winner
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

short let available now

31/07/17 16:08:14

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

"when the council said I couldn't add a basement to the house I decided to dig around it, sink it down two floors then start building up again"

30/07/17 6:21:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6152C CaMel

RHS term for grass length:Grampus Mortis

29/07/17 22:58:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

House for sale- features sunken living room.

29/07/17 22:30:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Room with a view.-cheap.

29/07/17 22:28:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

No more work will be done on this house- it's reached its peak.

29/07/17 22:24:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

Open aspect

29/07/17 21:55:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

Down and outhouse

29/07/17 21:31:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23125Ian Skelding

To Let down

29/07/17 20:16:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

.....complete with indoor pool.

29/07/17 19:56:58

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Nat's Lofthouse is in sync with the rest of the neighbourhood in San Andreas.

29/07/17 19:51:13

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

You shouldn't build on a sink estate.

29/07/17 19:50:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20983John Glover

Oh no, not another kitchen sinking drama.

29/07/17 19:44:49

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

The local dwarf window cleaner only had one customer.

29/07/17 19:39:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

Doormer window

29/07/17 19:31:16

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Disney Pixars 'UP', the alternative ending.

29/07/17 19:30:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23125Ian Skelding

Hay pecks

29/07/17 19:28:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6532Vivvy En

"You said it was flawless."

29/07/17 19:26:27

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Shrek found himself homeless again.

29/07/17 19:20:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23125Ian Skelding

Lovely rural property with easy access to the loft.

29/07/17 19:16:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20983John Glover

I was told to bung a low roof on it.

29/07/17 19:14:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

The gable end.

29/07/17 19:12:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Estate Agent: "It's nothing a bit of underpinning won't sort out."

29/07/17 19:05:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

Tree house

29/07/17 19:03:03

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

The housing market just hit the floor.

29/07/17 19:02:24

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Flowers in the attic

29/07/17 19:02:08

 
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