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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

They're lovely dear ... what have you done?

22/07/17 8:49:21

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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

And the winner of this weeks Spot the Bee competition is Rose from Rotherham.

22/07/17 9:10:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20992John Glover

"...I had the mostest and biggest lot of leaving presents ever, for retiring early." (Donald Trump.)

22/07/17 12:55:56

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Never a rose without the prick, eh? --Crunchy Chords
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I asked you to do ONE thing - stock up on Carnation! How do you expect me to make a banoffee pie with those?

22/07/17 8:37:56

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Just the line "How do you expect me to make a banoffee pie with those?" is perfect on its own :) --Michael Winner
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

.....and 50 boxes of chocolates please.

22/07/17 8:20:15

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"Hi, can I have a bunch of daffodils please?"

22/07/17 7:15:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13351Vanessa the Guesser

Overly decorated cemeteries are a grave concern.

22/07/17 7:13:03

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

The 600lb woman was irate after she asked her husband to get her lots of roses for her birthday.

22/07/17 7:35:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4127Crunchy Chords
Theyre lovely dear ... what have you done?

22/07/17 7:30:16

 
Mark England Vote score: 17427Mark England

Bert bought the flowers for his wife as a sincere apology.. He conveniently forgot that she suffered from chronic Hay Fever

22/07/17 9:48:58

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

I'll have that bunch right in the middle please !

22/07/17 9:33:07

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Elton, ELTON, ...... have you seen my bloody car keys?"

22/07/17 8:30:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"And next on ITV is...Carnation Street"

22/07/17 7:00:14

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

get me a bunch of my favourites she said.???.

23/07/17 12:56:00

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Rose parade-Pasadena Calif.

22/07/17 17:25:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20992John Glover

"Well son, your mother's grave is around here somewhere."

22/07/17 12:53:07

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1699Ross Davidson

Florist clump

22/07/17 11:44:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23138Ian Skelding

"I've managed to catch all these and I'm still a bloody spinster."

22/07/17 10:33:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6540Vivvy En

"The Bloomer Show was a right let-down," stated 87-year-old Bill Purves.

22/07/17 9:43:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Can I have a bag of self-raising and a bag of plain wholemeal please?"
"We aren't that kind of flower market Madam."

22/07/17 9:18:26

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

He-man: "I HAVE THE FLOWEEERS!"

22/07/17 9:00:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Scientists today announced the discovery of a breed of giant mutant bees that fill their honeycombs with whole flowers.

22/07/17 8:53:43

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Brandon's Flowers.

22/07/17 8:39:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Saying sorry after cheating and I got a bunch of fives in return.

22/07/17 8:37:37

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5226Chris Halliwell

Look Hyacinth, Bouquets.

22/07/17 8:23:16

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Darling, I'm so sorry I was sick all over your mother.

22/07/17 8:18:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Welcome to the Tour de France and it is looking very much like today could be another bunch finish.

22/07/17 8:16:02

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Nectar rewards - they're the bees knees

22/07/17 8:13:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

"Congratulations Steve on confronting your fear by stroking a snake. After the break, we'll meet hay fever sufferer Mandy."

22/07/17 8:05:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

Valentine's Day mass acre

22/07/17 7:56:50

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Watch out for the spray of bullets. --Pete
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

That's one big apology!

22/07/17 7:47:01

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

The apple iphone store worker was a bit too enthusiastic about his first ever date.

22/07/17 7:30:54

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

"No, You've misheard me, I was meaning a Ladbrokes or a William Hill's..."

22/07/17 7:29:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

The ill-thought-out memorial to the 1957 Aberystwyth Flower Disaster.

22/07/17 7:28:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

The rose represents the handmaiden of love: the lily, her fair associate, the emblem of beauty and purity. The carnation? F*ck the carnation.

22/07/17 7:08:16

 
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