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Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"I'm having second thoughts about this operation- are you sure that you're a qualified anaesthetist?"

11/07/17 19:48:54

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

Petrol Pimp.

11/07/17 19:00:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Gas guzzler

11/07/17 19:34:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

Patrick was a regular kind of guy.

11/07/17 19:15:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

He has never benzine since.

12/07/17 4:58:48

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2565Tracey Sarge

Bet Lynch has let herself go.

13/07/17 17:41:45

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Haha - or looks better...? --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Vino Diesel

11/07/17 20:41:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Gasolean

11/07/17 19:27:25

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Diesel Rascal.

11/07/17 19:23:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Jermaine is tanked as usual.

11/07/17 19:06:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13403Vanessa the Guesser

Crude Dude

11/07/17 19:43:07

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Jamal was having one for the road.

11/07/17 19:13:18

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

"Cigarette, Sir?..."

11/07/17 19:12:01

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2859GeeDee

Petrol Head

11/07/17 19:04:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

High octane fool

11/07/17 19:00:08

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

these dam shoes don't do many miles to the gallon

14/07/17 13:19:52

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Petrol Liam.

12/07/17 5:03:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10328Mr Dome

DERVish

11/07/17 21:51:35

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

He's really cleaned up his act since he switched to unleaded

11/07/17 21:09:29

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Tastes like unleaded to me."

11/07/17 20:45:17

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2859GeeDee

Thought it was suppose to be A Tiger in your tank..not a leopard

11/07/17 20:08:13

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

What a dipstick. I suppose he'll want petroleum jelly for dessert.

11/07/17 19:58:41

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I don't like to think what he does with the air hose.

11/07/17 19:46:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

Pump up the volume.

11/07/17 19:29:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Stomach pump attendant

11/07/17 19:01:15

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

By the looks of it, Barrington was well oiled.

11/07/17 19:00:47

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

that sinking feeling when you realise you've just filled up with the wrong fuel

12/07/17 18:46:53

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

A similar method is used to filter the coffee for British Rail buffets.

12/07/17 8:37:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6208C CaMel

AA breakdown

12/07/17 6:45:45

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Jerry Cann.

12/07/17 5:05:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11114Neil Mackenzie

Director: Cut! Wardrobe get rid of that stupid hat. This scene needs a Cap a Petrol ...

12/07/17 0:00:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6576Vivvy En

Levi was back on the juice

11/07/17 20:42:13

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

Taking a flaming sambuca to the next level

11/07/17 20:33:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Absolutely snozzled

11/07/17 19:58:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

You may laugh, but when this guy lights his farts...

11/07/17 19:50:12

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Lenny Henry's career looks all but over.

11/07/17 19:46:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15363Dan Nicholls

Don't drink the 4 star Errol, ain't no way you gettin' lead in yo pencil.

11/07/17 19:33:22

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Frank just couldn't believe they didn't have the 400g bag of lemon sherbets.

11/07/17 19:33:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

He really is away with the fairies.

11/07/17 19:30:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13403Vanessa the Guesser

Mike was a member of a gas trick band.

11/07/17 19:21:40

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

"I ain't nobody's fuel."

11/07/17 19:15:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Marlon gets Essozzled again.

11/07/17 19:15:45

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

It's either this or do the summer season in Margate.

11/07/17 19:15:18

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"BP!"

11/07/17 19:14:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23170Ian Skelding

Phil it up

11/07/17 19:08:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23170Ian Skelding

Skyler Jet

11/07/17 19:07:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32714Tony Edwards

Petrol pump twattendant

11/07/17 19:06:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23170Ian Skelding

SOB

11/07/17 19:05:29

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

This guy looks all out of gas.

11/07/17 19:02:28

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

it doesn't matter how hard you try, you'll never be Chuck Berry.

11/07/17 19:01:13

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Leroy was always gassed

11/07/17 19:00:52

 
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