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Stephen Graham Vote score: 1040Stephen Graham

You've got the job Miss Jones, you were way out in front of the other candidates.

Mon 12:11:19

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She really stood out. --Willie Johnson
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5080Chris Halliwell

Lots of her friends complimented her on her Tattoos but she also had her Knockers too.

Mon 12:56:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

She always carries a bag of bricks on her back so she can keep her balance.

Mon 12:02:13

 3
In her racksack --Mr Dome
Vivvy En Vote score: 5964Vivvy En

"She didn't pay for it. I heard it was tit for tat."

Mon 12:13:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

Twin Peaks

Mon 12:07:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12078Vanessa the Guesser

I do hope those two bald dwarfs she's smuggling can breathe.

Mon 12:12:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

Jenny’s favourite tattoo was the one that made it look like she was wearing a bra.

Mon 15:21:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10696Neil Mackenzie

Why she bothers putting makeup on?

Mon 21:42:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

One light switch is slightly more excited than the other.

Mon 13:37:28

 
Mark England Vote score: 16943Mark England

"I just love your tittoos...sorry, TATTOOS, I meant TATTOOS"

Mon 12:05:17

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

“Did you like that birds tattoos Dave?”
“I can’t say I noticed them Bob.”

Mon 18:29:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrijjy Doo

BLBBLBLBLLBBBLBLBLBLBLBLBBBBBBBBLBLBLBLBLB!!!

Mon 14:08:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1501Willie Johnson

Trying to think of a caption. But I'm frozen like a deer in the headlights.

Mon 13:29:27

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1805Rachel P

"How will I rackognise you?"

Mon 12:55:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

This is all in really bad taste. Bright blue with a patterned wallpaper and shit brown gloss - really??

Mon 12:47:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

''Have any new vacancies come into the job centre?''

''There's one here from Wonderbra, Miss Smith. Looking at your qualifications, I think you could fill it.''

Mon 12:26:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

Inkredible Bulk

Mon 12:23:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6726Hercules Rockefeller

Sara had a way of drawing attention to herself.

Mon 12:21:28

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It was genetics or luck of the draw.  --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

The tattoo was a bit of a mess because the tattoo artist had difficulty doing it one handed.

Mon 12:17:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 16943Mark England

Even the animal on her arm is hypnotized by them

Mon 12:13:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

Why are people posting captions about tattoos?.....Ah! I see it now.

Mon 12:09:21

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1040Stephen Graham

Looks like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race.

Mon 12:03:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22238Ian Skelding

"Ah, good, somewhere I can put my cup of tea."

Mon 12:01:45

 
Al Overy Vote score: 90Al Overy

'Bring me those tea cups!', shouted Jason.
'Double H!', growled Doris.

Tue 19:16:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10696Neil Mackenzie

Although she wasn’t an old friend it was always nice to run into her.

Tue 7:54:00

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

"What was the first thing you was attracted to?"

"Your eyes, yep definitely your eyes."

Tue 6:20:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 90Al Overy

Luckily, the strongest of the conjoined triplets made it through to adulthood.

Mon 20:47:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 90Al Overy

Work was underway to make Sally look more like her favourite band, Right Said Fred.

Mon 19:28:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 90Al Overy

The thing about psychic Sue was you could tell she was coming before she entered the room.

Mon 18:50:58

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Phew...no comment err caption

Mon 16:26:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

She was widowed following a motorboating accident.

Mon 16:24:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

Yep, that light switch on the left is gay.

Mon 16:06:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrijjy Doo

Didi

Mon 16:04:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1282Mark Wilson

Ted, there's yet another "family member" to see you. The residents have asked if you could close your door this time.

Mon 14:34:31

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 422alexandra ball

She always did keep abreast of things.

Mon 14:24:58

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrijjy Doo

Chest of Whore's

Mon 14:06:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20582John Glover

"Evidently she was swept out to sea, was gone for three hours before she was reported missing. Lifeboat found her one hour later three miles out, cold but alive. The miracle is she can't swim, had no life jacket but somehow remained afloat."

Mon 13:50:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1501Willie Johnson

Schrödinger's switch on the right. Neither on nor off....
Why, what were you looking at?

Mon 13:24:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20582John Glover

"Madam, there's a young lady at the door, she come about the vacancy for wet nurses for the quintuplets. She says she can save you a lot of money and you won't have to employ any others."

Mon 13:22:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1501Willie Johnson

Those straps must be made of VERY strong material.

Mon 13:14:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

I bet he's not the only one to shoot all over her tits

Mon 13:04:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Norma Spoobs

Mon 12:57:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5964Vivvy En

Her favourite tattoo parlour has gone bust

Mon 12:44:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

Jane's last boyfriend dyed from an art attack when she took her top off.

Mon 12:31:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

The Milky Sway

Mon 12:25:00

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6602Glyn Evans

"That guy on her arm better watch out, otherwise he'll fall into her booby trap."

Mon 12:19:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31837Tony Edwards

If you've got tit, flaunt tit.

Mon 12:14:57

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1040Stephen Graham

She was an excellent sprinter and won her last race by half a tit.

Mon 12:10:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

The top half wasn't meant to be an owl but somehow the tattoo artist has tit t-wo in his brain.

Mon 12:08:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8924Chris Keegan

Good grief! I can't get over the fact only one light switched on!

Mon 12:06:47

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Mark England Vote score: 16943Mark England

"Look at the tats on her"

Mon 12:01:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31837Tony Edwards

Breast in show

Mon 12:01:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8924Chris Keegan

This takes me down mammary lane.

Mon 12:00:34

 
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