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C CaMel Vote score: 3568C CaMel

Seconds later John was killed by a high speed wheelie bin

07/11/17 20:32:10

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Was it a recycling bin? --Pussy Galore
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'You haven't seen half a dozen blonde saxophonists come past, have you?'

07/11/17 20:31:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31859Welsh Rarebit

Knackered Bilk

07/11/17 20:00:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19102Ian Skelding

"You need a good reed."
"Are you kidding? I've never read a book in my life."

07/11/17 20:25:27

 
Dave E Vote score: 399Dave E

Frere Jacques was great but can you play Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse next please?

08/11/17 9:14:21

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3732Kenny Ireland

Hast du mein Handtuch bewegt ?

08/11/17 5:13:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"The local takeaway pays me to sit here and play. It scares the seagulls away from the customers' chips."

07/11/17 23:10:26

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 127Gassy Statten

The Littlest Oboe

07/11/17 21:19:27

 
Pete  Vote score: 18341Pete

Stranger at the store.

07/11/17 21:16:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 13746Mark England

"So..this one time at Band Camp.."

07/11/17 20:39:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4935Mr Dome

Despite his appearance, old timer Bill was on good form

08/11/17 2:48:04

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2592GeeDee

I think she said she wanted Sex..not Sax

07/11/17 22:39:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2296Chris Keegan

When asking about a good bike ride he was told to take a hike...

07/11/17 22:32:01

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 127Gassy Statten

"Oi, fellah! You haven't got a snake I could play with have you? I've not seen mine in years!" " Ooh you saucy old charmer you!"

07/11/17 21:38:29

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 127Gassy Statten

"Hey, watcha Andy Cap!" "Well I only have 2 fingers on my left hand......"

07/11/17 21:22:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19102Ian Skelding

Sidney Benchet.

07/11/17 21:11:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31859Welsh Rarebit

Buskman's Holiday

07/11/17 21:04:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 876Crunchy Chords

“Oi! Sod off, you stupid old man! You can't play Mahler with a f*ckin’ Müller fingering. An’ your bloody single-lip embouchure is shite.”

07/11/17 21:01:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19102Ian Skelding

"Chalumeau the lawn now Boss?"

07/11/17 21:01:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26729Tony Edwards

"Are you hoping to attract a woman holding your clarinet like that?"

07/11/17 20:59:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8558Neil Mackenzie

I took up the Clarinet when I got too old for Sax.

07/11/17 20:52:26

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

The green corduroy trousers and checked shirt meant that Grandpa was only spoken to about once every five years.

07/11/17 20:45:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26729Tony Edwards

"I bet you can play allsorts on that liquorice stick."

07/11/17 20:41:32

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'I'll pay you a grand to get on your bike and play somewhere else.'

07/11/17 20:37:09

 
Pete  Vote score: 18341Pete

"Like to blow some Woody, Herman?"

07/11/17 20:32:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

"I tried busking but I couldn't bend down far enough to get the money out of the hat."

07/11/17 20:28:09

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Uncle Bill just never stops rambling.

07/11/17 20:24:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2296Chris Keegan

Yes, it was fifteen years ago they varnished it...I only sat down for a moment

07/11/17 20:08:27

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Pete  Vote score: 18341Pete

Last of the summer whine.

07/11/17 20:06:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4812Hercules Rockefeller

"That's a pretty impressive vape pen you have there, gramps."

07/11/17 20:04:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8558Neil Mackenzie

Jeremy's career was over after Diane Abbott accused him of touching her up. Although she was vague as to how often it occurred stating it must have been between one and a hundred, or something like that.

07/11/17 20:00:08

 
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