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Maybe it was a bad idea to display the rabbit cage above the Guinness tap.
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3951Crunchy Chords

Maybe it was a bad idea to display the rabbit cage above the Guinness tap.

Tue 20:00:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4503Stu Dent

Crappuccino

Tue 20:11:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11456Dave Bryan

The buck plops here.

Tue 20:45:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11838Stephen Bean

Cocoa Plops

Wed 5:16:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20862John Glover

"Sorry mate, but when I asked for a table for twelve, I was referring to the time."

Tue 20:39:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32524Tony Edwards

Coffeeces

Tue 20:37:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10189Mr Dome

Whatever it is, it dozen look good

Tue 20:03:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8149The Wolf

"Ok, don't panic, I'll tell the children's birthday party that we added chocolate balls to the milk...but for f*ck sake will somebody PLEASE lock up those rabbits..."

Tue 20:00:33

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

The Dirty Dozen.

Tue 22:32:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11456Dave Bryan

Starbucks

Tue 20:49:53

 
Molly R Vote score: 2072Molly R

"Sorry, but since we took your order the rules have changed - we can only serve six of you."

Tue 20:00:08

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5781Paul Reeve

Ten Pin Bowels

Tue 20:41:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

"Get me the Chief Weasel! There's no way they've processed these coffee beans properly!"

Tue 20:32:51

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The weasels were technically inspired by Anarchists. Does anybody know how good Anarchists are at making coffee?  --Glyn Evans
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2678Scrijjy Doo

Supposed to grind the coffee beans first.

Tue 20:23:58

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2678Scrijjy Doo

Jesus. Party of 12. Who ordered the gluten-free myrrh?

Tue 20:04:29

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3951Crunchy Chords

A White Russian topped with Cocoa Puffs? Only in Iceland.

Tue 20:01:01

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Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

"Jesus Christ? Your coffees are ready. Mr Iscariot would you like a lid?"

Tue 20:00:08

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I bet that coffee cost thirty pieces of silver.  --Glyn Evans
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22937Ian Skelding

"I had to buy six packs of these."
"That's a lot of balls."
"No, really, it's true."

Tue 20:38:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11838Stephen Bean

Defecakes

Tue 20:21:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13101Vanessa the Guesser

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.. but I was wearing a mask so you probably wouldn't recognise me

Tue 20:12:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7019Hercules Rockefeller

Dave's revenge was finally complete as he served up some just desserts.

Tue 20:06:03

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"Revenge is a dish best served cold.""What, like a dessert?""Yes, like a dessert.""What dessert?""Cake?""Why cake?""Because it'll all end in tiers?""That awful pun was revenge enough methin... --Glyn Evans
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 185Sheila Graham

The clumsy waiter seldom serves a full tray without dropping.

Wed 10:06:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11456Dave Bryan

Tup cakes

Wed 8:40:36

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

The chocolate shrapnel smoothies went down a blast at the Gun Club’s Christmas party.

Wed 8:13:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3951Crunchy Chords

The women in this pub have been flashing servicemen in exchange for beer since before the War.

Those are some-ol'-teasers.

Tue 23:01:43

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

Muckifato anyone?

Tue 22:59:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19124Troompa Loompa

"Waiter! When I said we wanted ground coffee I didn't mean put bits of the ground in it."

Tue 21:21:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1387Al Overy

Chef's chocolate salty balls

Tue 21:04:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9333Chris Keegan

"Sorry darling, as a special surprise for your mother can you please start by serving the roasted sheep brain, these sh*t cup cakes are for later"

Tue 20:46:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

Anon and me decided to go out for drinks. Anon does enjoy a chocolate flavoured White Russian. My drink's the candle, waxy but light.

Tue 20:35:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32524Tony Edwards

The Kernel's Recipe

Tue 20:33:45

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

I like my coffee strong but come on!!

Tue 20:33:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11838Stephen Bean

"There were turdteen but I drank one."

Tue 20:28:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22937Ian Skelding

"Hey, I asked for a dozen," shouted Paul Hollywood.

Tue 20:21:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Having been accused of trifling with the ladies affections Dave left them in the pudding club

Tue 20:19:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32524Tony Edwards

The Nutcracker Sweet

Tue 20:18:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9333Chris Keegan

Mmmmmm! My favourite, sheep dropping cup cakes.

Tue 20:00:58

 
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