Press 1 for lottery winnings.
Press 2 for lonely Asian women.
Press 3 for Nigerian prince.

Fri 20:10:26

The fraud squad have had a great deal of difficulty Keeping Up with the Kard Asians.

Fri 20:28:13

Imagine spelling card with a K! What a stupid kunt.

Fri 20:02:54

Comes with audio instructions:
"Plleasse to insert kredit kard and enterink date of birth and NIN, iss not Russian skam."

Fri 20:00:15

Dodgytal

Fri 20:05:07

As you can see from your account balances the error occurred too the money's now madam what we need too do is fix the errors but have no worries madam I can sort all this out so if you read me the long kard numba, account number, and sort code.

Sun 12:46:56

133.9/ litre still makes no sense at all.

Sat 23:15:41

One two three, she gave me a clear/no
Four five six, maybe, oh
Seven eight nine, enter/YESSS!

Sat 13:52:42

Kim Kardashian gets arse stuck in nightsafe

Fri 21:37:44

That’s all I need a dyslexic lard mashine, it kouldn’t even read my lard.

Fri 21:22:28

"Edgar, have you been stealing your own PIN number again?"

Fri 20:21:00

🎵 Fuel if you think it's kosher 🎵

Fri 20:18:35