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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4021Scrijjy Doo

Press 1 for lottery winnings.
Press 2 for lonely Asian women.
Press 3 for Nigerian prince.

Fri 20:10:26

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I pressed 2 on my rotary phone but nothing happened. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 16660Dave Bryan

The fraud squad have had a great deal of difficulty Keeping Up with the Kard Asians.

Fri 20:28:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10419Chris Keegan

Imagine spelling card with a K! What a stupid kunt.

Fri 20:02:54

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"What a silly bunt" (*Monty Python Travel Agent sketch) --Willie Johnson
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5089Crunchy Chords

Comes with audio instructions:
"Plleasse to insert kredit kard and enterink date of birth and NIN, iss not Russian skam."

Fri 20:00:15

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Iss Ukrainian skam perpetrated by Joe Biden and his son Beau. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25982Ian Skelding

Dodgytal

Fri 20:05:07

 
Ryan F Vote score: 170Ryan F

As you can see from your account balances the error occurred too the money's now madam what we need too do is fix the errors but have no worries madam I can sort all this out so if you read me the long kard numba, account number, and sort code.

Sun 12:46:56

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 576Gavin Smithers

133.9/ litre still makes no sense at all.

Sat 23:15:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3146Willie Johnson

One two three, she gave me a clear/no
Four five six, maybe, oh
Seven eight nine, enter/YESSS!

Sat 13:52:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3666Mark Wilson

Kim Kardashian gets arse stuck in nightsafe

Fri 21:37:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12160Neil Mackenzie

That’s all I need a dyslexic lard mashine, it kouldn’t even read my lard.

Fri 21:22:28

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That's a dark statement. --Willie Johnson
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8549Glyn Evans

"Edgar, have you been stealing your own PIN number again?"

Fri 20:21:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25982Ian Skelding

🎵 Fuel if you think it's kosher 🎵

Fri 20:18:35

 
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