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With his dick still throbbing Dave made a mental note to never again wee amongst stinging nettles on a windy day.
With his dick still throbbing Dave made a mental note to never again wee amongst stinging nettles on a windy day. photo | portfolio
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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

With his dick still throbbing Dave made a mental note to never again wee amongst stinging nettles on a windy day.

25/07/17 13:17:59

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Oh I'm not that mean, Pussy. I winced and smirked in equal measure. It's classic Dave though, love it. And I couldn't help wondering if the Author wrote from some personal experience?  --Vivvy En
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Dave enjoyed his schlong walks.

25/07/17 12:43:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15342Dan Nicholls

I like to give the wee man some fresh air. The dog likes a walk too.

25/07/17 12:00:03

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"It's nice out, isn't it?"
"Yes, but we're nearly back at the road, so you'd better put it away, dear."

25/07/17 12:17:49

 
Ivana  Jerkuov Vote score: 27Ivana Jerkuov

the wife insists on keeping the sausage dog on a short leash, in the past he's been known to wander into the neighbours kennnel.

25/07/17 14:06:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32665Tony Edwards

When he's on holiday Dave likes to let it all hang out.

25/07/17 12:25:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Belle'n'Dave

25/07/17 21:24:08

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Ex sergeant major Johnson still likes to parade his privates.

25/07/17 13:18:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13293Vanessa the Guesser

Heading for a Picnic at Hanging C*ck

25/07/17 13:04:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Wankies!"

25/07/17 12:13:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A lady and a genitalman walk their dog.

25/07/17 12:05:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Sausages"

25/07/17 12:00:09

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Thank God that dog isn't bigger or he'd have that sausage.

26/07/17 6:54:17

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Searching for the Beast of Bodmin - found it !

26/07/17 6:53:24

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

It's good to get out now and again

26/07/17 6:52:32

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

Michael I don't think you've quite understood dogging

25/07/17 20:19:51

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

anyone seen my cocker spaniel

25/07/17 19:20:54

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5018Kenny Ireland

The sight of the sheep got Rocky excited.

25/07/17 19:00:12

 
Chris Moorhead Vote score: 1564Chris Moorhead

After being done for indecent exposure, the copper had advised Dave to keep it on a leash.

25/07/17 16:03:53

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Turns out Dave had popped out for a Heather Trot.

25/07/17 15:23:42

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Tiny goes for a walk - with his dog.

25/07/17 13:24:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20943John Glover

Hamish calls his pink one, Caber, because he likes to toss it.

25/07/17 12:57:07

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Roaming the Scottish mountains and glans.

25/07/17 12:51:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11075Neil Mackenzie

When John Thomas met Sally.

25/07/17 12:50:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"Cum, cum..."

25/07/17 12:50:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

'It's a "RUFFF" job but someone's gotta walk these two,' panted Muttley.'

25/07/17 12:49:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"Chubby!"

25/07/17 12:49:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"It used to belong to a Mrs Bobbitt ..... I don't know what she was feeding him on but he is very excitable."

25/07/17 12:24:43

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"What do you call it?"
"Little Willy."
"No, I meant the dog."

25/07/17 12:20:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13293Vanessa the Guesser

Only one of them was prepared to sniff his crotch, but Fido wasn't at all keen.

25/07/17 12:15:18

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

- Brian, do you think Prince would eat raw meat?
- We're about to find out.

25/07/17 12:14:50

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"What do you call your dog?"
"Tug."

25/07/17 12:14:07

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'I'm going to Bangor this afternoon.'
'Don't do that. We'll have to take her to the vet again.'

25/07/17 12:10:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7119Hercules Rockefeller

Looks like Spot's got a bit of the runs.

25/07/17 12:10:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Flasher in the Rye

25/07/17 12:04:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Uh-oh... Honey, I think that one of your ā€¯babies" has just eaten Little Timmy Robinson."

25/07/17 12:04:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Rover? Heeere, Rover!... ROVER! You know, I think that it's time that you got a new Guide Dog."

25/07/17 12:02:39

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

One couple try walking-the-dog as their weight had been Yo-Yoing.

25/07/17 12:01:10

 
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