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"...So come and visit our Rock Garden where you can see such legends like Kate Bush, Robert Plant and er... Elvis Parsley"
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Mark England Vote score: 17422Mark England

"...So come and visit our Rock Garden where you can see such legends like Kate Bush, Robert Plant and er... Elvis Parsley"

30/05/17 11:11:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23125Ian Skelding

Hair trans-plants

30/05/17 11:07:51

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Hedge and Shoulders

30/05/17 17:17:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6532Vivvy En

"There's Ivy, Fern and... oh, hello Vera."

30/05/17 11:15:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13324Vanessa the Guesser

They really need their roots doing.

30/05/17 11:14:13

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Green with ivy

30/05/17 11:45:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I'd love to get my hands on a Charlie Dimmock bust.

30/05/17 15:10:10

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Treesemme

30/05/17 14:05:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11097Neil Mackenzie

Medusa's garden won Chelsea but we now have no Judges for next year.

30/05/17 16:22:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6532Vivvy En

Monty Don's Chelsea Show tributes to Cher, Debbie Harry and Bet Lynch were much admired but Sinead O'Connor's went unnoticed

30/05/17 15:59:36

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Too much weed makes you stoned!

30/05/17 14:44:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20983John Glover

I did warn them about the greenhouse effect.

30/05/17 12:53:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"There used to be four of us, but sadly our friend committed suicide in a hanging basket."

30/05/17 12:05:35

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Face plant

30/05/17 11:55:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Once he switched from being a failed hairdresser to his new occupation, there was no looking back for Alan Titchmarsh.

30/05/17 11:06:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Pot heads

30/05/17 11:00:14

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

The Rockery

31/05/17 4:28:42

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Crop tops

30/05/17 17:12:56

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I can smell hair spray on Carmen's veranda.

30/05/17 15:26:20

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Toupee or not Toupee..that is the question

30/05/17 14:59:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The army display their new camouflage range from Camp David.

30/05/17 14:26:15

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"For the last time ... it's not Chlamydia, it's Clematis .."

30/05/17 13:39:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Gold, in this years Chelsea Flower Show, 'Small Courtyard Garden' category, goes to ...... Laboratoire Garnier

30/05/17 13:16:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Yuk, Betty ..... you've got aphids again."

30/05/17 12:55:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20983John Glover

Tree Irish ladies.

30/05/17 12:54:52

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Some Romans didn't fancy chariot-racing much and hung out in the hippiedrome instead.

30/05/17 12:17:35

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Russell Crowe wasn't too keen on the sequel: Gladioli.

30/05/17 12:14:41

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 623Barrie Bullock

Local plant nursery makes headlines.

30/05/17 12:05:06

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Siouxsie and the Branchies

30/05/17 11:50:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

Herbal Essences

30/05/17 11:30:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"We use Johnson's Baby Bio shampoo."

30/05/17 11:27:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10304Mr Dome

Bananarama go bust

30/05/17 11:20:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Toupee-ary.

30/05/17 11:15:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32690Tony Edwards

Tressed in Show.

30/05/17 11:13:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23125Ian Skelding

Permennial plants

30/05/17 11:09:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13324Vanessa the Guesser

My fiancée is the one in the middle - there's no flies on her.

30/05/17 11:07:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6215Greg Curtis

"I'm working on a George Bush."

30/05/17 11:06:16

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

They've all had labotanies.

30/05/17 11:05:59

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Sally loved to show people her lady garden.

30/05/17 11:01:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Gaia Pride.

30/05/17 11:01:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15352Dan Nicholls

"Hello, Fierce Gardens, what can we pop in your bush today?"

30/05/17 11:00:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Bonce-ai Trees

30/05/17 11:00:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Wait till you see my bush

30/05/17 11:00:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

♫ I’ll be your privet dancer, a dancer for money ♫

30/05/17 11:00:19

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Crops are so on trend this season.

30/05/17 11:00:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"We use Wash & Grow"

30/05/17 11:00:07

 
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