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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Basmati Rise

28/05/17 8:35:00

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Riseotto

28/05/17 9:01:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

I don't know why, but this reminds me of Stan Laurel...

28/05/17 9:58:09

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

Uncle Ben's wisdom: with great power comes great rice/pans ability.

28/05/17 9:08:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

So that's how they fed the 5,000.

28/05/17 7:45:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23138Ian Skelding

"I'm just defrosting the rice Dear."

28/05/17 16:02:16

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

...and so the rice grew, bigger and bigger it grew, higher and higher, bigger and bigger until...we had enough to feed the NHS staff at the food bank.

28/05/17 7:31:36

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

High Rice Flat

29/05/17 11:04:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Trump soup.

28/05/17 19:39:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11101Neil Mackenzie

We call this Peter Pan because Wendy put stuff in, it always comes flying out.

28/05/17 18:21:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23138Ian Skelding

"I told you not to put raisins in."

28/05/17 16:01:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6540Vivvy En

Ooooo, the rice is throwing a paddy

28/05/17 12:50:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Once the rice is done, serve with curry. If you are lucky enough to have one, an old-fashioned galvanised bath tub is ideal for cooking the required quantity.

28/05/17 9:56:25

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

A common mistake is over-cooking your rice. You should only cook it Tilda rice is tender.

28/05/17 9:52:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13351Vanessa the Guesser

Over the years Nigella's recipes have inspired many a panhandle.

28/05/17 8:01:34

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Who said those tins of value rice pudding go nowhere..

28/05/17 7:34:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4127Crunchy Chords

"🎵 ... Here is my handle, Here is my-____🎵... Wait a minute! If I'm not a little teapot, what happens when I get all steamed up-AAAAAGHHH!"

28/05/17 7:27:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Home Genetics Laboratory Kitchen'..."

28/05/17 7:19:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

The Great British Barf-up.

28/05/17 7:17:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Father: "I'm cooking dinner tonight."
Daughter: "That's swell."

28/05/17 7:16:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

The Doctor Who writers must be out of ideas.

28/05/17 7:15:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

No one could have suspected that due to the careless reading of a recipe by Mrs Irene Penge, the entire world was about to come to an end.

28/05/17 7:13:00

 
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