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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

Dave was a romantic and knew how to treat a bird.

29/06/17 13:43:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20942John Glover

"If you got off your fat arse and looked for a job George, we'd eat better and could pay the bloody electricity Bill."

29/06/17 12:44:51

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Rollover lottery winner Jock Macdonald treats his wife to her first taste of luxury.

29/06/17 12:01:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Oh darling...how romantic. But it would have been even nicer if you'd wiped the table down after cleaning your boots."

29/06/17 13:04:26

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

"Well, after 30 years you told me to show you how much you mean to me. Happy anniversary, luv."

29/06/17 17:28:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11068Neil Mackenzie

He knew being eight months pregnant meant she was eating for two, hence the double portion. But this craving for candle wax????

29/06/17 13:19:52

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"You can forget about dipping your wick later, babe. I've just opened the tomato sauce."

29/06/17 12:49:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Two candles? Don't you think that you're going a bit overboard, Morag?"

29/06/17 12:13:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6507Vivvy En

"It was the perfect romantic first date, I even did the dishes."

29/06/17 16:02:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13289Vanessa the Guesser

Liberace liked to keep it casual at weekends.

29/06/17 13:02:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Another two coming up, sir. That'll be four fish suppers and four candles."
"Four candles? I didn't ask for..."

OK, I'll stop now.

29/06/17 12:37:53

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Post Brexit cuisine

29/06/17 12:17:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"If my wife gives me this on our anniversary once more, I'm going to batter her."

29/06/17 12:10:03

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

God and chips.

29/06/17 17:44:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I don't know why my girlfriend got stroppy. I even made the candles out of my own earwax.

29/06/17 12:54:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32662Tony Edwards

Fish, chips and peace

29/06/17 12:35:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

"I decided to have alight meal this evening."

29/06/17 12:35:51

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"A candlelight supper. How romantic, Heimy."

29/06/17 12:13:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 17413Mark England

Eamonn Holmes' 2nd Birthday 'cake'

29/06/17 12:13:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Marry Ramsden's

29/06/17 12:10:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

"There you are, one twin karate kid meal. Wax on or wax off sir?"

29/06/17 12:08:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

Finger wickin' good

29/06/17 12:07:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Mick was pining for Donna since the kebab shop closed

29/06/17 12:07:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Oh and two diet cokes please ..."

29/06/17 12:04:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32662Tony Edwards

Chippy tea light

29/06/17 12:02:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I want a divorce, you're getting on my wick."

29/06/17 12:00:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Fish and Drips

29/06/17 12:00:08

 
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