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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21269Ian Skelding

"Two Bloody Marys please."

10/01/20 20:33:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 1391Molly R

Two heads, three arms - yep, it's Zaphod Beeblebrox's problem daughter.

10/01/20 20:00:07

 
stone face Vote score: 6572stone face

Another bloody period drama.

10/01/20 20:20:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13976Dan Nicholls

"Its ok love, I've left the girls outside with a cute little kitten and told them to be kind to it."

10/01/20 20:44:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8496Mr Dome

Not you and your bloody sister again!

10/01/20 20:19:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1417larry G.

Lipstick melted in my purse.

11/01/20 3:25:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4994Vivvy En

"It's Friday night. We're painting the town red."

10/01/20 20:39:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6485Stephen Bean

"So you're responsible for the disappearance of our hedgehogs!"

10/01/20 23:29:43

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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13976Dan Nicholls

Washing this dye out is murder!

10/01/20 20:41:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4994Vivvy En

Bloody Norahs!

10/01/20 20:30:45

 
stone face Vote score: 6572stone face

"Darling! I've just painted the post box outside the house. Will you keep the conjoined twins away from it, please."

10/01/20 20:27:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38706Welsh Rarebit

Twin Peak Flow

10/01/20 20:00:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5983Greg Curtis

“Nobody can find my G-spot like you, PERIOD.”

11/01/20 3:36:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4362James Lennox

This is exactly why I don't date redheads.

10/01/20 20:36:42

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Scissor Sisters

10/01/20 20:01:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 532Rachel P

Try the menstrual cup, they said!

10/01/20 20:00:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3151Stu Dent

Frizzy Borden

10/01/20 20:00:39

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 541Barrie Bullock

Zaphod Beeblebrox has sex change in new remake of The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

11/01/20 15:02:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9792Neil Mackenzie

Shemoglobin! I’m sure I typed in She me goblin.

11/01/20 11:06:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6485Stephen Bean

"You Transylvanian gals give amazing blow jobs, but can you try not to use your bloody teeth next time!"

10/01/20 23:42:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6179Hercules Rockefeller

"On second thought, let's not go to the Overlook Hotel."

10/01/20 20:32:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8496Mr Dome

I bet she gives good heads

10/01/20 20:08:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 532Rachel P

It was neck and neck in the donut eating contest

10/01/20 20:00:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19858John Glover

"See, see, see the mess an axe makes, a bullet to the heart is much cleaner."

12/01/20 18:21:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3151Stu Dent

Crystal Tipps and her sister

12/01/20 11:08:02

 
sarah solway Vote score: 101sarah solway

"Dye your hair yourself next time" "I told you to use gloves"

12/01/20 8:59:26

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Two bloody heads are better than one, said the pervert!

11/01/20 7:24:40

 
larry G. Vote score: 1417larry G.

Taking a break from hand making strawberry pies.

11/01/20 3:53:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1654Scrijjy Doo

Holy mackerel, that's a lot of mascara!

10/01/20 22:33:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19858John Glover

"You were lucky I was here Lucy, you could have ended up in hospital. You must learn to be able to tell the difference between my love balls and those baby hedgehogs."

10/01/20 20:59:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

After a violent fight the eyes to the left had it.

10/01/20 20:22:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30576Tony Edwards

The Vamps

10/01/20 20:17:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 386Mark Wilson

Red dead redemption II

10/01/20 20:15:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6070Glyn Evans

That's impressively applied lipstick.

10/01/20 20:13:59

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 164Madeline Charlton

Been caught red handed again!

10/01/20 20:12:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

No, what I actually asked for was a twin bed.

10/01/20 20:07:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38706Welsh Rarebit

Afro Jamericans

10/01/20 20:01:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30576Tony Edwards

Twisted Sister

10/01/20 20:01:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

Cut and dye.

10/01/20 20:01:11

 
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