"Don't you find you get odd looks carrying that thing around on your back?"
"Sometimes," said the storm trooper.

11/05/17 17:36:48

"You have a strange, sinister looking creature on your back Ma'am."
""It's OK Officer, it's just my husband carrying my stuff."

11/05/17 13:04:25

"Aren't you a little short for a backpack?"

11/05/17 11:00:14

What is it with men having 'caution wet floor' signs stuck up their arse?

11/05/17 13:11:13

Poor Carrie and Luke, lifelong Star Wars fans, looked the other way and missed a selfie opportunity with George Lucas, on the left.

11/05/17 17:13:40

11/05/17 15:19:20

Even menacing toddler Storm Troopers need carrying occasionally

11/05/17 13:46:16

There were no takers when I offered to show people my Chewbacca fanny pack.

11/05/17 11:12:07

They were a conventional couple

11/05/17 11:07:46

"May the purse be with you?

11/05/17 11:01:18

The bag hes holding is full of candy, condoms, and chloroform."

14/05/17 2:34:21

"This is nothing... You should see the baggage I had to check!"

14/05/17 2:30:49

Jed I think we've missed the Train.

12/05/17 6:45:16

"When I'm wearing it I can walk backwards without hitting anything."

11/05/17 22:17:00

This is not the convention hall you've been looking for.

11/05/17 20:11:10

Woman who hung baby on a bar stool buys him a stormtrooper costume, so that's ok then.

11/05/17 19:57:15

Van Morrison will be signing copies of his new album this weekend....

11/05/17 19:52:23

"Where did you get that?" said a stranger
"I won him in a raffle" said the wee plastic trooper hing.

11/05/17 14:46:27

Most of the visitors come over a little queer... Probably.

11/05/17 14:43:05

When Retirement from the Force means dressing up as Dora the Explorer. Where did my life go so wrong????

11/05/17 14:07:21

You can always spot a Game of Clones fan.

11/05/17 13:29:13

Labour Party Rally latest: Nobody knows where they are, where they're going or what to do.

11/05/17 13:22:43

Mrs Smith was going to a Star Wars party whilst Mr Smith was off to a chess convention

11/05/17 13:18:12

Rolf Harris at the premiere of Star Wars: The Revenge of the Didgeridoo.

11/05/17 13:16:09

Darth Maiden

11/05/17 13:16:07

"Do you have Lumbar Lordosis?"
"No, it's just a stormtrooper."

11/05/17 13:14:55

Daft Invader.

11/05/17 13:11:08

Ma wars.

11/05/17 13:05:05

Itchy back

11/05/17 13:00:13

Much of Natilee's youth was given over to an obsession with Star Wars ....... still, that's all behind her now.

11/05/17 12:48:08

Mary's picnic bag was a bit of a surprise .... still at least she wasn't being 'force' fed

11/05/17 12:46:24

Ah. So that's where the young lady who had her baby in the bouncer at the bar got her ideas from.Her own parents!

11/05/17 12:40:49

Admiral Backpackbar.

11/05/17 11:26:03

Warwick Davis preferred it when he was the Ewok Wicket in Star Wars.

11/05/17 11:19:18

It certainly is her dark side after she's had a curry.

11/05/17 11:10:35