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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38513Welsh Rarebit

A blast from the past

14/01/20 8:05:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

"The mother-in-law asked me if it was safe to have a fag. Thank goodness she doesn't speak german."

14/01/20 9:29:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2599Crunchy Chords

"Nicht gesmoken, or elsen geboomboomen gehappen, und den mit Goebbels, Himmler und Hitler ins Hell gedamnen"

14/01/20 14:51:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4044James Lennox

Can't caption this photo as I don't speak German. Think I'll have a cigarette instead. Anybody got a light?

14/01/20 8:00:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 167Mark Wilson

Ok ive got the balloons but you sure Explosionsgefam is German for helium?

14/01/20 16:37:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2599Crunchy Chords

Iran, Brexit, Trump… sometimes Angela Merkel just needs to get away to her quiet smoking room, which is much less stressful by comparison.

14/01/20 15:08:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30516Tony Edwards

Mein Feuer

14/01/20 9:40:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6773Dave Bryan

''For safety reasons always wear a Helmut.''

14/01/20 8:59:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8361Mr Dome

Mein Kampfing Gaz

14/01/20 8:58:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 15726Mark England

That's a bit extreme. I remember the days when a German would just lay a towel to claim a sunbed

14/01/20 8:43:04

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

Where Regals Dare

14/01/20 8:37:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

"I always feel nervous when I go to my dentist."

14/01/20 8:23:57

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Is that you Donald Tusk? --Neil Mackenzie
GeeDee Vote score: 2803GeeDee

All looks Greek to me

14/01/20 10:36:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8361Mr Dome

It'll leave you with Deutsche marks

14/01/20 8:59:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6773Dave Bryan

''Mum, look no Hans.''

14/01/20 8:23:05

 
stone face Vote score: 6335stone face

"Is it safe??"

14/01/20 8:10:16

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Clever --Poxy Jock
James Lennox Vote score: 4044James Lennox

"Achtung! Achtung! Schnell! Schnell!" Sorry, that's all I've got, I learnt my German from Commando magazines.

14/01/20 8:06:47

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Anyone got a light?

14/01/20 10:06:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9721Neil Mackenzie

An old Blacksmiths workshop undisturbed since 1938, apparently the Germans only wanted Whitesmiths.

14/01/20 8:51:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5964Glyn Evans

Vaping's fine.

14/01/20 8:40:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9721Neil Mackenzie

I wish I could speak in tongs.

14/01/20 8:40:28

 
stone face Vote score: 6335stone face

"Hans! That tool shed of yours is in a reich mess."

14/01/20 8:21:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

No gaslighting

14/01/20 8:20:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1574Scrijjy Doo

If you know a better way to remove hemorrhoids I'd like to hear it.

14/01/20 23:07:26

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

When ISIL "Explosion", I ran.

14/01/20 17:48:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19796John Glover

Evidently photo bombing started in the late thirties.

14/01/20 12:52:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5939Greg Curtis

Germaine

14/01/20 10:44:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38513Welsh Rarebit

Problems with Thrush?
Use Cannister...

14/01/20 8:33:26

 
stone face Vote score: 6335stone face

The old German pincer movement.

14/01/20 8:20:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6773Dave Bryan

By Order Of Dresden City Council

14/01/20 8:19:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7849Chris Keegan

I can't understand what happened, all she did was put the kettle on.

14/01/20 8:17:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6773Dave Bryan

No Kohl Fires

14/01/20 8:08:02

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

HALT! Spanner Time'

14/01/20 8:06:35

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

It's the four pronged approach to smoking rules

14/01/20 8:02:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6121Hercules Rockefeller

"I think it's from Burnlin."

14/01/20 8:01:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5464The Wolf

Well, it has been a lovely holiday in Germany so far. Although I'm struggling with the language translation, and the hotel's smoking room isn't up to much...

14/01/20 8:00:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7849Chris Keegan

Bloody hell, I can't read German, that's put a spanner in the works.

14/01/20 8:00:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5464The Wolf

WARning

14/01/20 8:00:06

 
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