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Scientists successfully crossed a corn on the cob and a dogs dick. But before you say yeah, Go scientists one of them left the window open and the corn/dick hybrid was snatched by a squirrel... Boo ..Be more careful with your window lock awareness scie
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stone face Vote score: 4283stone face

Scientists successfully crossed a corn on the cob and a dog's dick. But before you say 'yeah, Go scientists' one of them left the window open and the corn/dick hybrid was snatched by a squirrel... Boo ..Be more careful with your window lock awareness scientists.

17/03/19 20:14:49

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

Corn on the knob

17/03/19 20:00:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

It's a fallacy that squirrels only eat nuts.

17/03/19 22:53:53

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Phallusy.!! --stone face
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

That's stopped the Jolly Green Giant saying "Ho, ho, ho!"

17/03/19 20:12:50

 
Molly R Vote score: 901Molly R

My wife said she wanted a new hairbrush. Personally, I think she has something else in mind.

17/03/19 20:02:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

The Kernel's recipe

17/03/19 20:01:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4253C CaMel

Jeremy considered veganism but was still on the fence.

17/03/19 21:50:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

Corn on the gob

17/03/19 21:17:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

Moments later...sadly the downside of foraging is the discovery of a hand grenade.

17/03/19 21:05:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

HM Prison Maize

17/03/19 20:49:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''I can't get two for one on nuts anymore. It's either maize deal or no deal.''

18/03/19 13:21:42

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 200Charles Gilbert

Squeerel!

18/03/19 0:16:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

"I’m saving the best bit for my fiencée."

17/03/19 22:06:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

The Tufty Grub

17/03/19 21:35:37

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2111Stu Dent

Maize Runner

17/03/19 20:48:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2111Stu Dent

Corn Gnasher

17/03/19 20:48:05

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

I've heard of peppercorn, but peckercorn?

17/03/19 20:45:25

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Popped Corn

17/03/19 20:44:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

"Time to go Nutkin."
"Oh, just one more corn Etto."

17/03/19 20:24:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

"You Muppet! I said Acorn!"

17/03/19 20:00:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

Are you talking to me or chewing a prick?

17/03/19 20:00:13

 
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