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Jehovahs Witness: "Hello, hello...behind the couch there. Is your doorbell broken?"
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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Jehovah's Witness: "Hello, hello...behind the couch there. Is your doorbell broken?"

21/11/16 14:32:07

 
Oliver Lindsay Vote score: 64Oliver Lindsay

Barry was struggling to maintain his work/life balance

21/11/16 12:46:57

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Bloody idiot, where's his high vis.

21/11/16 13:56:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20844John Glover

Police issue CCTV footage of the burglar hoping that someone might recognise him. Detective sargeant Brownlow said that the body found ten stories below was indescribable, like raspberry jam.

21/11/16 13:41:02

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There'll be a full-page spread in the papers tomorrow. --Jonathan Allsopp
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Windows for dummies.

21/11/16 21:35:11

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Plank Spencer

21/11/16 12:21:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

This week, on extreme makeover...

21/11/16 12:03:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Silly man.

21/11/16 12:00:06

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Ah, so that's why he's so cheap - he's as thick as two short planks.

22/11/16 0:33:22

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10130Mr Dome

Dave had worked the nightshift and was about to drop off

21/11/16 21:28:51

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

mental block

21/11/16 19:44:54

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

it's good to see you're keeping up with the upkeeping

21/11/16 19:39:43

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

it's more complex than it looks

21/11/16 19:37:45

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

"Honey. Could you hand me out the ironing board so that I can reach the top of the windows please".

21/11/16 19:35:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

'Compact and bijou south-facing residence, bright and sunny, easy access to street, £1500ppm'

21/11/16 18:26:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

He will have a Storey to tell, that is if he lives to tell the tale.

21/11/16 17:54:55

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Mooning at your mistress after she dumps you is just being petty.

21/11/16 14:41:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5912C CaMel

What a ledge!

21/11/16 14:04:28

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Jeff is a crazy bastard, loves living life on the ledge

21/11/16 12:54:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32486Tony Edwards

No job too tall

21/11/16 12:29:59

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

"I'll do the windows below if you hold my legs - OK?"

21/11/16 12:18:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Ledge-ends of the fall

21/11/16 12:00:27

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Naturist Jack was fed up of being overlooked !?'

23/11/16 22:20:25

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

"If I can just free this wedgeeeee..."

21/11/16 17:36:28

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

He live around the corner...

21/11/16 17:22:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

This job was a pane in the bum.

21/11/16 15:55:15

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Miguel had been a surgeon in Mexico. Then he applied for work in one of President Trump's new hospitals.

21/11/16 14:45:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

Walking the plank held no fear for ex-pirate Roger whilst slathering the timbers

21/11/16 14:03:45

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

To finish, Alexis Fellov would always perform a triple axel with a half-loop.

21/11/16 12:34:57

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

AVAILABLE: WEIRD DECORATOR. EX-CIRCUS FREAK WILL DO ANY JOBS.

21/11/16 12:25:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32486Tony Edwards

Surf's up!

21/11/16 12:22:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

He just glossed over the risk assessment.

21/11/16 12:19:59

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

I told Matt I wanted a matt finish. He was never bright.

21/11/16 12:17:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

Frank wasn't going to let a little thing like spine removal stop him working.

21/11/16 12:12:33

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

What a Plank!

21/11/16 12:12:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13032Vanessa the Guesser

Steady on old beam!

21/11/16 12:06:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

His Grandma's windows were a pane in the arse to reach, but he bent over backwards to help her.

21/11/16 12:05:28

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Maybe he's doubled up in pane...? --Mr Dome
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

This is how you do AiKiiiiiiiiido!

21/11/16 12:05:16

 
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

Health & Safety gone mad

21/11/16 12:02:25

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

If he slips, they'll be tiers!

21/11/16 12:00:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Nick had heard that a tsunami was about to hit, so he thought that he'd touch up the paint on his window sills whilst waiting on his surf board.

21/11/16 12:00:17

 
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