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"Quick call 999, Ians having a funny tern!"
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37386Welsh Rarebit

"Quick call 999, Ian's having a funny tern!"

13/09/16 19:00:06

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Pinny for your sqwarks --Boycie
Vivvy En Vote score: 4693Vivvy En

Ian was very proud of his big pecker

13/09/16 20:16:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

Albert Ross.

13/09/16 19:03:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37386Welsh Rarebit

Terning the other cheek.

13/09/16 19:00:50

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5141Paul Reeve

"That bird over there is it who I think it is?"
"Yeah mate it's Tern Cotton."

13/09/16 20:22:56

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Unable to ask for what it wants, a penguin points to the beer tent.

13/09/16 19:18:58

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

'Kelly's ice cream..??
Mechanic(in background) reports Pengu's car has blown a gasket.
Whilst mechanic sets to work, Pengu visits Kellys.
On return Pengu asks if the mechanic has fixed the car.
Mechanic: "Looks like you blew a seal !"
Pengu..(Black and white and red all over....)
"That was just Kelly's Ice Cream !"

14/09/16 1:39:16

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A mere whimsical observation, Polymorph, in admiration of the skill used in weaving the jokes together, and I did mean to vote - which I have now done. :) --Pussy Galore
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

McVitie's warn one of their penguins after it's spotted sucking the chocolate of a Crunchie.

13/09/16 21:36:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13348Dan Nicholls

Graham, where have you hidden it? You've got that gull-ty look on your face.

13/09/16 20:36:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

"Yer man, I'm one of the Penguins rock group, were big on the bill"

13/09/16 20:08:36

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

I can't help wondering what's going on in the bottom half of this photo.

13/09/16 19:46:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 15617Mark England

The 'lost' episode of Dr Who, where the Doctor lands in 1920's Alabama, to find that the Daleks have joined the Ku Klux Klan

13/09/16 19:24:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4693Vivvy En

You toucan have a chest like this. Just shove a pillow up your vest!

13/09/16 19:21:56

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

BBC announce replacement for the Great British Bake Off, the Great British Beak Off.

13/09/16 19:15:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I'm buying. Waddle you have?

13/09/16 19:07:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

George Seagull

13/09/16 19:04:23

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4752Chris Halliwell

Glastonbirdy.

13/09/16 19:00:55

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

It took 54 years, but they finally found a way to satisfy the 50 foot woman.

14/09/16 16:32:21

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Is that you, Bill?''

14/09/16 0:03:32

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Pinnyocchio.

13/09/16 21:05:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

♫ I love you beak cos your you ....

13/09/16 19:54:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

I Love White Festival

13/09/16 19:31:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37386Welsh Rarebit

"Nobody wants a Shag"

13/09/16 19:28:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

Never has a crowd been so disappointed by the appearance of a Booby.

13/09/16 19:26:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9404Vanessa the Guesser

"Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, squawking living gull", sang Cliff in Broadmoor.

13/09/16 19:11:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37386Welsh Rarebit

"BOO HOO... my gullfriend just dumped me"

13/09/16 19:09:42

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Gull Of Quagmire"

13/09/16 19:09:18

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Andrea couldn't wait to get the wrapper off her penguin.

13/09/16 19:07:40

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So I gobbled it down paper and all. xx  --Andrea Hickling
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16557Darthey Bussell

The Emperor has no clothes.

13/09/16 19:06:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9404Vanessa the Guesser

Joanna Lumley's co-star in The New Scavengers.

13/09/16 19:06:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5926Hercules Rockefeller

"Would you stop yelling: 'Mine! Mine! Mine!', you blathering idiot?"

13/09/16 19:05:36

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16557Darthey Bussell

Undercover Agentoo

13/09/16 19:05:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4693Vivvy En

Jonathan Livingston Seagull so wanted to be in Red Arrows!

13/09/16 19:03:35

 
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