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Mark England Vote score: 15788Mark England

"Mummy. Why has this sheep got a video camera strapped to its head?"

29/09/16 8:16:52

 5
I was being kind. No ulterior motives. Honest!  --Mark England
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30599Tony Edwards

Daisy was not impressed when Tom aster to marry him.

29/09/16 7:59:49

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

It's what you do when your little sister has a severe case of hayfever!

29/09/16 12:54:30

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Photosynthesis

29/09/16 9:20:43

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16573Darthey Bussell

These days a man giving another man a bunch of flowers no longer carries the same stigma.

29/09/16 9:06:40

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Get back! By the power invested in these, er, daisies I order you to get back!

29/09/16 10:22:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38723Welsh Rarebit

Aster la vista, baby.

29/09/16 7:56:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Bloomin' cheapskate

29/09/16 7:27:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10239Vanessa the Guesser

Say it with flowers, "You weed!"

29/09/16 7:08:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19868John Glover

"Oh, so you took a short cut through the cemetery again did you Ron?"

29/09/16 11:00:25

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11300Smuldo

In general, Mike was a bit of a Pansy.

29/09/16 8:37:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38723Welsh Rarebit

AsterfarIan

29/09/16 7:54:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I wish I'd been called something a bit more classy, like Rose or Orchid, thought Daisy.

29/09/16 7:41:20

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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

If I give her daisies, will she give me tulips?

29/09/16 7:36:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30599Tony Edwards

Pete's eyes were out on stalks when he saw Daisy.

29/09/16 7:17:31

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Oopsy Daisies ......... sometimes 'Sorry' just doesn't cut it.

29/09/16 7:12:38

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Thanks a bunch!

29/09/16 7:12:23

 
Debs Kemp Debs Kemp

You asked for flowers : take 'em!

29/09/16 16:08:07

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Mary, Mary...

29/09/16 11:56:56

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Flobadob, ickle weeds."
"Weeeeeed."

29/09/16 11:55:24

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Tommy, have you weed yourself again?"

29/09/16 11:52:38

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 541Barrie Bullock

Flower bombed.

29/09/16 10:34:44

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts and a little spray just for you !"

29/09/16 9:37:38

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5215Paul Reeve

"No I won't marry you Colin, in fact I'd rather squirt lemon juice into my eyes every day for the rest of my life than marry you now Fuck off."

29/09/16 9:29:32

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Who are you staring at,flower?

29/09/16 9:15:53

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16573Darthey Bussell

Sta-men at work! (The temporary traffic lights were broken).

29/09/16 9:11:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22574Michael Winner

"Coming up on Fox News- muggers armed with Triffids..."

29/09/16 9:07:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Flower child.

29/09/16 8:40:42

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11300Smuldo

Paddy gets a job at his local bouquet"s.

29/09/16 8:37:36

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11300Smuldo

Robert Plant.

29/09/16 8:37:02

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Honey trap.

29/09/16 8:30:05

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Awww...thanks petal

29/09/16 8:07:38

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Weed Killer!

29/09/16 7:44:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do."
"Get lost Onslow, I'm not riding any tandem with you."

29/09/16 7:33:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Passion flowers.

29/09/16 7:25:34

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Any pot mate? I mean, for these flowers, obviously.''

29/09/16 7:21:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10239Vanessa the Guesser

Dick Chainy

29/09/16 7:16:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30599Tony Edwards

"I only have eyes for you."

29/09/16 7:15:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5005Vivvy En

There's Wally!

29/09/16 7:15:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4931C CaMel

'He's pushing up the daisies!'

29/09/16 7:15:29

 
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