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John  Glover Vote score: 20959John Glover

"Just a small job they said, I'm sodding off before the cement arrives."

02/09/16 23:23:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

Go pee desert

02/09/16 20:05:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

Dave has been trying to get out of this bunker for 25 minutes.

02/09/16 20:43:18

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

NOOO! I asked the Genie for an endless DESSERT!

02/09/16 23:32:54

 
Polymorph ~ ~ ~ Vote score: 751Polymorph ~ ~ ~

"For the love of God has anyone got some Imodium ?"

02/09/16 22:54:28

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

The search for the man struck by last night's lightning has now been called off

02/09/16 21:26:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

One week on a camel is too much for any tourist.

02/09/16 20:24:19

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Make a wish.

03/09/16 8:11:45

 
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

Well, I did say I'd lose the weight if it was the last thing I ever do.

03/09/16 6:59:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13299Vanessa the Guesser

Time to consult Tripadvisor - things to do

03/09/16 5:05:20

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2443Steve Davies

Dave suddenly remembered he'd left his love doll on the beach.

03/09/16 1:48:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

♪ Dune is bustin' out all over ♪

03/09/16 0:02:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20959John Glover

"Ooohh, that's better, bugger, no paper."

02/09/16 23:46:43

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Bloody Sat-Nav!

02/09/16 23:38:16

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Just take a piss here, no one will see me!

02/09/16 22:41:14

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

This is how far you need to be from the house to ensure that your charging Samsung Notebook won't burn it down

02/09/16 22:39:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6521Vivvy En

The Sandman cometh...

02/09/16 22:08:03

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

No matter where you are, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

02/09/16 21:14:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7134Hercules Rockefeller

"I don't like sand. It's coarse, & rough, & irritating & it gets everywhere."

02/09/16 21:13:15

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

That's the biggest egg timer I have ever seen.

02/09/16 21:08:45

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I'll tell you wadi wants, wadi really really wants - a tube of Preparation H.

02/09/16 21:01:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Who's that Giza?"
"It's Pierre amid the dunes."

02/09/16 20:43:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

*thinks* "Ok, first draft, here goes...

'I wandered lonely as a clod...'"

02/09/16 20:36:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

"A terrible condition, he suffers from oasis."

02/09/16 20:21:31

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

french Foreign Legion - deserter

02/09/16 20:18:23

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Whorehizen

02/09/16 20:05:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

Son dial

02/09/16 20:03:21

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1686Ross Davidson

the hills have thighs.

03/09/16 12:16:35

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Sand finally...

03/09/16 11:12:31

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Dude on a dune.

03/09/16 8:18:14

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Sand & deliver

03/09/16 1:46:16

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Mr. Sandman, I hope it’s a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
The worse nightmare I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give me a brake and let this be over (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to help me get home
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, end this dream
Mr. Sandman, end this dream

02/09/16 23:44:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Mirage à Twat

02/09/16 21:08:42

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Me and my shadow.....

02/09/16 21:04:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Desert Island Dicks

02/09/16 20:49:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I'm the wan-king of the castle..."

02/09/16 20:00:10

 
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