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Juanita wanted to finish this chapter before her stop. All good she thought Ive got bags of time.
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

Juanita wanted to finish this chapter before her stop. 'All good' she thought 'I've got bags of time'.

25/07/16 9:29:32

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

This public enemy went from being a model Citizen to an underground seiko.

25/07/16 8:15:27

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Time waits for no nan.

25/07/16 9:34:59

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Tick-ets, please."

25/07/16 9:44:33

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Stop pretending to read and go to Specsavers, gran.

25/07/16 9:21:51

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Since the white rabbit retired, he has proved difficult to replace.

25/07/16 8:56:10

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

They said the solar clock would work on the underground but it was a wind up.

25/07/16 17:52:35

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

This was only temporary until the grandfather clock was repaired.

25/07/16 17:51:50

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...''

25/07/16 9:37:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Watch with Mother

25/07/16 9:13:52

 
Jochre Naribe Vote score: 219Jochre Naribe

The only person known to have read the instruction manual.

26/07/16 22:39:08

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

I had too much time on my hands, so I replaced it with a book.

26/07/16 12:27:03

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

To hold her Glock, of course.

26/07/16 3:23:48

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

At least the clock was correct twice a day.

25/07/16 17:53:36

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Traveling time.

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25/07/16 14:21:04

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

It's time gentlemen, please.

25/07/16 11:49:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

"Got the time on yer cock? Ooops, sorry darlin'."

25/07/16 10:44:57

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

It's not often you see big time operators on public transport.

25/07/16 9:46:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

When the alarm went off she knew she'd cum on time.

25/07/16 9:42:57

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Turns out it was Chron's, not Crohn's Disease.

25/07/16 9:30:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

♫ "If I could turn bag time" ♫
(she's reading about investing in a Time Cher)

25/07/16 9:05:55

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Grandmother's Clock

25/07/16 8:57:29

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 17989Darthey Bussell

Thanks to the birthday present from her mother, Beryl was always conscious her body clock was ticking.

25/07/16 8:54:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6496Glyn Evans

Egg Timer.

25/07/16 8:28:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

That’s not how speed-reading works, Maureen.

25/07/16 8:28:03

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

"Excuse me madam, do you have the time?"

25/07/16 8:15:19

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6564Hercules Rockefeller

"Flavor Flav was having a yard sale, so I decided to pick myself up something special."

25/07/16 8:13:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

“Question 47… ‘if a train travelling west at 60 miles an hour…'”

25/07/16 8:10:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

" Thanks, I bought it from a charity shop, so it's a seconds-hand bag."

25/07/16 8:06:19

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

'New Police Speed Trap nets thousands'

25/07/16 9:28:25

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 17989Darthey Bussell

The Clockwork Orange

25/07/16 8:50:42

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

That reminds me, must find time to read.

25/07/16 8:48:01

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Technically she's a time traveller

25/07/16 8:41:07

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

What a fanny Time!

25/07/16 8:38:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Metronome.

25/07/16 8:30:33

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Spainish Maria told surgeons she wanted a cock

25/07/16 8:28:53

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

Designer seconds

25/07/16 8:27:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

The Chron-knickers of Narnia.

25/07/16 8:15:33

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Mavis liked to sit and read and pass the time of day

25/07/16 8:13:46

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Gran was called a trouble maker because she was always starting s**t

25/07/16 8:11:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

87mph- Maureen’s best lap time yet.

25/07/16 8:08:07

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

The time traveler's wife

25/07/16 8:06:07

 
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