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A hitchhiking horses guide to the Ford Galaxy.
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Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

A hitchhiking horse's guide to the Ford Galaxy.

10/09/16 19:51:59

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Obv the car in front is a Toyota --Mr Dome
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

As he approached his Toyota, he wondered whether the LSD he'd taken the night before would affect his driving...

10/09/16 20:35:06

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16633Darthey Bussell

Before getting a lift hitch-hikers mustang around for a while.

10/09/16 19:40:33

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16633Darthey Bussell

Fancy Dressage

10/09/16 19:17:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Toyota Haygo

10/09/16 19:54:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Anything for a quick buck.

10/09/16 19:49:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

"Ban all cars! More jobs for horses!"

10/09/16 19:49:12

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16633Darthey Bussell

♬ Mustang Rally ♬

10/09/16 19:43:19

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

I read her autobiography. 'Straight from my mouth'.

12/09/16 10:26:19

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Sarah lost it after Sex and the City.

12/09/16 10:25:50

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

What's the hold up?
Oh just some silly mare in the middle of the road

11/09/16 15:00:30

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Horses for driving courses

11/09/16 14:05:39

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

- Darling you forgot the shopping list
- Stop nag-ging me woman!

11/09/16 13:25:20

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

Help, I've broken down - my big ends gone.

11/09/16 8:34:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1422larry G.

"Will work for hay and strong sunblock!"

11/09/16 5:51:04

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 8580Mr Dome

PinkhorseheadferreroRoche Man was trying to sum up custom for his new venture into pastures new

11/09/16 0:44:43

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 8580Mr Dome

Surely lane should be spelt b, e double l?

11/09/16 0:41:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

A Salesman Called Horse

10/09/16 21:42:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Pink Beauty

10/09/16 21:34:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

"Vote for me, I gallop all over taxes".
"What are you doing Alison?"
"Duuuh - I'm running for mare".

10/09/16 20:57:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

Horse sprung durch technik.

10/09/16 20:35:30

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16633Darthey Bussell

Car Rentalghost

10/09/16 19:29:21

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16633Darthey Bussell

His other car's a Fiat Panto.

10/09/16 19:26:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22602Michael Winner

My Little Phony.

10/09/16 19:13:42

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

Toyota recall due to catalytic convertor BHP..(Brake Horse Power) claims proved unstable'

10/09/16 23:51:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

"This work'll do...til she finds something stable."

10/09/16 22:06:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

"Now THERE'S horse power."

10/09/16 22:03:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Passion wagon

10/09/16 21:54:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

Carl is car salesman of the year again, he won by a head.

10/09/16 21:46:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

"He never quits, that Neigh Ying."

10/09/16 21:43:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

"Look at him, what chance has he got of having a stable relationship."

10/09/16 21:37:46

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

"I have to say...your horse is striking."

10/09/16 21:37:23

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

"Her enthusiasm is unbridled."

10/09/16 21:32:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

"Would you buy a used mattress from this horse?"

10/09/16 21:28:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

"Surely you've heard of a quarter horse."

10/09/16 21:25:56

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16633Darthey Bussell

Ponylope Pitstop

10/09/16 21:21:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Charlie needs to rein in his enthusiasm. He's got no head for business.

10/09/16 21:12:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Mister 'Ed.

10/09/16 21:03:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

"Come on, there's a mattress sale, down there where the lane ends. It's straight from the horse's mouth".

10/09/16 21:00:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Pranking horse

10/09/16 20:33:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"How long have you been doing this job?"
"About a yeeehaaah."

10/09/16 20:28:29

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Charlie will never re-fuchsia sale.

10/09/16 20:16:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Would you believe that Mary is also a Dobbinatrix?

10/09/16 20:01:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

"Horsehair mattress sale this way - MY HORSE HAIR!"

10/09/16 19:46:33

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2538Tracey Sarge

Nightmare job!

10/09/16 19:44:02

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Shergar impersonating Red Rum.

10/09/16 19:42:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5050Vivvy En

"I'll be in the Nag's Head later."

10/09/16 19:40:54

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Anyone ever watch the pink panther? What a joke, as if you'd ever see a pink panther!''

10/09/16 19:30:19

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

Just trying to mask how much I hate this job

10/09/16 19:29:52

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Anyone give me a lift to the pony club?''

10/09/16 19:28:47

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16633Darthey Bussell

Dobbin was hoping for a lift in a Mitsubishi Colt.

10/09/16 19:27:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Thoroughbed

10/09/16 19:20:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

No! I said go and advertise BRIDAL wear!

10/09/16 19:18:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

Best Advertiser I ever employed, works for two sugar lumps a day.

10/09/16 19:17:52

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

My Little Pony meets The Godfather.

10/09/16 19:16:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

Homeless Army Veteran. Unstable need a stable home.

10/09/16 19:16:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22602Michael Winner

"What mask? I'm on Meth."

10/09/16 19:14:36

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 16633Darthey Bussell

Don't put the car before the horse.

10/09/16 19:12:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

She had to resort to desperate measures to try and find herself a groom.

10/09/16 19:11:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

BEEP BEEP..."Get your bloody ass out of my way!"

10/09/16 19:11:35

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

How to get a head in advertising? Don't stirrup trouble by referencing the twin towers.

10/09/16 19:11:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22602Michael Winner

Just look at him now- and to think that he was in 'The Godfather'.

10/09/16 19:10:25

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6204Hercules Rockefeller

What season of BoJack Horseman is this?

10/09/16 19:06:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Diversion due to mane road being closed.

10/09/16 19:00:07

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