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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

" ♫ Sundae...bloody sundae!..."

20/01/17 22:58:25

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Sung by Cone-o --Troompa Loompa
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"... and that's why you don't shout FOOD FIGHT at an anger management class social"

20/01/17 22:31:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

"Ice to see you, to see you ice."

20/01/17 20:51:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

"Could the owner of a red Peugeot 205 please move it away from the entrance. The buffet is starting soon, here's The Birdie Song, grab your Aunt and have a twirl."

20/01/17 20:26:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Scare-aoke

20/01/17 20:00:18

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

Nice to see we see we have refrained from using the photographer's images since he complained so much

21/01/17 17:47:31

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

"And now, all the way from Coney Island..."

21/01/17 2:37:43

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

After months of searching, we finally have someone to perform at the inauguration ceremony.

21/01/17 2:34:18

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I am sorry, It is Kellyanne Conway. I just assumed the person was in fancy dress. My mistake.  --Andrea Hickling
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

"I may look like a clown, but I have a good head on my shoulders."

21/01/17 1:43:53

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

It's not the first time i've had Mike in this position so close to my mouth

21/01/17 0:17:01

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

Billy Clownally

Nod to other hillbillies

21/01/17 0:07:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6121C CaMel

"Beware of sharp hat"
He had a point!

20/01/17 23:38:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6121C CaMel

A ripple in the farce

20/01/17 23:23:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

"Folks, I just flew in FOR FREE. They allow one carrion bag."

20/01/17 23:15:22

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

He tried to top himself but from the look on his face, I'd say all he got for his efforts was crushed nuts.

20/01/17 23:07:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

"It's good to be here, waffly good."

20/01/17 22:54:33

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

Would you like some of my special sprinkles on that??

20/01/17 22:39:37

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

🎵 I'M A BASKETWEAVER! TWISTED BASKETWEAVER! 🎵

20/01/17 22:38:22

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Billy Connolly: "Someain remove this nit frae mah hair."


NOD to 20:01:54

20/01/17 22:12:28

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Parlour music.

20/01/17 22:10:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11086Neil Mackenzie

How old am I?
99.

20/01/17 21:47:01

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1686Ross Davidson

Meltin' Jones.

20/01/17 21:45:27

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Eyes down, for a ghoul house.

20/01/17 21:24:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7134Hercules Rockefeller

"Christ, is Rob Zombie still making those rubbish horror movies?"

20/01/17 20:44:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Oh no, not this guy again- he's a real screwball.

20/01/17 20:35:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Silly cone Implant

20/01/17 20:23:25

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5226Chris Halliwell

Cone 'n' the Barbarian.

20/01/17 20:18:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Somehow, you just know that there's a flake inserted somewhere.

20/01/17 20:14:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Later on, he topped himself.

20/01/17 20:12:18

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

Ronald M.C. Donald.

20/01/17 20:01:27

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

It was an ice cream antisocial

20/01/17 20:00:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

"Skull, brain, brain, skull."

20/01/17 20:00:09

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Jerry Sadowitz’s brand of black comedy wasn’t going down too well with the evangelical crowd.

20/01/17 21:10:24

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1686Ross Davidson

Night of the laughing dead.

20/01/17 21:02:26

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"The office of being President has aged me- it''s been a few hours and I already need a makeover.

20/01/17 20:45:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Tommy Blooper - just lick that.

20/01/17 20:43:25

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Jeez! Talk about on-stage meltdowns!

20/01/17 20:32:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13299Vanessa the Guesser

Jimmy Ill

20/01/17 20:30:38

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Jimmy Chill --Troompa Loompa
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Lady Gaga reveals her 'snooker ref-fish gutter' outfit

20/01/17 20:30:24

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Ice Scream

20/01/17 20:29:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6521Vivvy En

Following Madonna's cape incident she was left with misplaced cones and the odd sorbet!

20/01/17 20:25:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32675Tony Edwards

Deadly lightshade

20/01/17 20:24:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7134Hercules Rockefeller

They were definitely screaming, but it wasn't for ice cream.

20/01/17 20:23:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Michael Jackson appears in surprise farewell concert

20/01/17 20:22:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmare was his Botox wearing off.

20/01/17 20:22:00

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5226Chris Halliwell

Look at him waffling on again.

20/01/17 20:19:54

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Brexit negotiations appear to be taking their toll on Theresa May

20/01/17 20:19:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

He may not look it, but he's really just a big Mr Softee.

20/01/17 20:19:08

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Cornghetto

20/01/17 20:17:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

He's got bitch-all problems, but a 99 ain't one.

20/01/17 20:16:08

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

"This is a Party Political Broadcast by Me...Theresa May."

20/01/17 20:16:08

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Alice Scooper

20/01/17 20:12:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23098Ian Skelding

Malice Cooper

20/01/17 20:12:27

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10295Mr Dome

Vic Reeves looks less than impressed

20/01/17 20:08:39

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Ice Cream Snarler

20/01/17 20:07:54

 
William Kay Vote score: 1064William Kay

Ice T-Bagger the lead singer of the Danish thrash metal band, Häagen Dazed & Confused loved nothing better than performing a bit of karaoke down at the local Ice Cream Social Club.

20/01/17 20:05:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Hex Factor

20/01/17 20:04:39

 
Nick C Vote score: 160Nick C

What Shallow Hal saw when he watched Trump's inaugaration.

20/01/17 20:02:02

 
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