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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"This is the best shag I've had in 20 years... in fact it's the only shag I've had in 20 years."

12/06/16 20:07:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Whatever happened to Monica Lewinsky?

12/06/16 20:01:35

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

"Never did me any harm" said Bridget aged 20

12/06/16 20:10:21

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

She loves to suck a Cuban every now and again

12/06/16 21:20:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32651Tony Edwards

Nanatela

12/06/16 20:49:05

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19126Darthey Bussell

Golden Virginia

12/06/16 20:52:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Havnana cigar

12/06/16 20:00:06

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5504Ron Allan

Cuban cigars..rolled on the smooth inner thighs of beautiful young virgins.
Lidl cigars..cured and matured in the wrinkled Vagina of old Vivien

12/06/16 22:05:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20940John Glover

"Listen sonny, I want fifty quid, or I tell all your mates at the rugby club that you've been screwing me."

12/06/16 22:36:24

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Granatella

12/06/16 21:43:55

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19126Darthey Bussell

Rolled Age Pensioner

12/06/16 20:42:38

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Ashes to ashes.

14/06/16 1:18:57

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

I think Geri aged worst.

13/06/16 11:38:57

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"From what the millennial women tell me this size is hard to cum by."

12/06/16 21:52:13

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Specially Rolled on a 93 year old virgin's thigh..for your pleasure

12/06/16 21:42:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7105Hercules Rockefeller

"What can I say? The patches & gum just don't work for me."

12/06/16 21:15:30

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19126Darthey Bussell

Roy Castle saying his final words, "If you can't beat them, join them."

12/06/16 20:51:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32651Tony Edwards

Gran Corona

12/06/16 20:34:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

Is anyone going to tell her she's smoking a chair leg?

12/06/16 20:29:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

Following the all female re-make of Ghostbusters, auditions start for the Grey Team. Elderly ladies have escaped from a maximum security stockade and fight crime in a souped up mini-bus. Day One - auditions for Grannibal. "I love it when I remember to write a plan down".

12/06/16 20:17:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

$30 for one cigar.. It's that conned Dora moment.

12/06/16 20:04:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Groucho Marge

12/06/16 20:00:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23083Ian Skelding

Sheila Hand cock's cigar.

12/06/16 20:00:17

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"Can I have your number?" asked Wayne.

13/06/16 9:53:45

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6211Greg Curtis

"I smoke these ALL THE TIME, and no sign of skin cancer," said the teenager.

13/06/16 3:20:46

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

George Burns' Granny,"Smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something"

12/06/16 22:58:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20940John Glover

"Yeh, there was this particular time, I was in bed with this guy, we were coked right up. He knew I was into Havanas, and passed me a big one. Well, I always bite the ends of before lighting. This guy suddenly screams blue murder, huh, evidently it wasn't the cigar that I'd bitten the end off."

12/06/16 22:31:43

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I get teary eyed holding this cigar...getting flashbacks of Juan, my first love."

12/06/16 21:47:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23083Ian Skelding

Cigarney Weaver

12/06/16 20:32:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11064Neil Mackenzie

You need a big Poof to light one of these Cigars. Maria's customer's include George Michael and Elton John.

12/06/16 20:11:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

As seen on The Royle Family, the late Liz Spliff.

12/06/16 20:00:58

 
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