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The now bankrupt confection company deeply regretted their 'win your own weight in sweets' competition.

16/12/16 20:44:55

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The rest of the village got fuck all.

16/12/16 20:05:14

The Green Gobblin' strikes again.

16/12/16 20:20:49

The Incredible Bulk

16/12/16 21:57:07

Squat d'y'all mean 'I need to exercise mo?' Squat d'ya think I'm doin' here?

16/12/16 20:52:49

I didn't know you could go overdrawn at a food bank.

16/12/16 20:04:47

It all started 10 years ago whilst on a tour of Africa. I somehow got lost from the group and was stranded in the Sahara Dessert. I hadn't eaten in 3 days. I was delirious and then suddenly I saw an Angel. Delight struck my entire body. My legs were like Jelly and I screamed for joy but then realised it was an illusion. It was after eight, the ground was dry and Crunchie, Malnutrition was setting in and I was becoming a Drifter. I started thinking about being home in London, Sat on a Double Decker bus on route to my favourite pub The Lion Bar. I'd drink, do a Twirl and dance the night away. On the way home I'd get the Munchies and get a Kebab from my favourite place, Turkish Delight. The next thing I remembered was when I woke up in the hospital. I heard a faint Wispa from one of the nurses. I couldn't believe that I'd survived. I knew now that this was the opportunity to take some Time Out. I knew the path ahead was going to be a Rocky Road. And it was"¦

16/12/16 20:01:08