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Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Pass", sighed Professor X.

02/03/16 20:43:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Bad news sir, we've had to fire the Rear Admiral.

02/03/16 20:06:25

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Why was it simply Arsene Re-Wenger you wanted --Bad Boy Dennis.
Smuldo Vote score: 11583Smuldo

♫ They call me Mr Bum Blast Dick...♫

02/03/16 20:47:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Ring of Fire.

02/03/16 20:04:08

 
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

Spontanus combustion

03/03/16 6:11:57

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

Weapon of Ass combustion

02/03/16 22:26:32

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Fire in the hole!

02/03/16 20:02:51

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Dam, why does this always happen on a first date?"

03/03/16 6:34:01

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5024Chris Halliwell

This is what happens when you mix up your Pile Cream with your Fiery Jack.

02/03/16 20:32:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Singe-bad the Sailor

02/03/16 20:00:06

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5558Paul Reeve

You've been flamed.

02/03/16 21:58:43

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

The boss said to me "I ought to fire your ass"

02/03/16 21:31:58

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

Does my bomb look big in this?

02/03/16 20:33:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Bumson Burner

02/03/16 20:00:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

♫ I'm a fire farter, a twisted fire farter

02/03/16 20:00:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Got milk?"

03/03/16 6:26:06

 
Eddie Van Rental Vote score: 117Eddie Van Rental

So that's natural gas..

02/03/16 23:44:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

"Just ignore him, it's only Colin blowing off again."

02/03/16 20:22:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

…and that single misunderstood message started the entire war with the Apaches.

02/03/16 20:19:14

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Arson fire?

02/03/16 20:00:06

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Penny for the Guy... and an ambulance.

03/03/16 14:52:28

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Andrew "Kiki" Farnum recreates his infamous "ARMAGEDDON!" moment.

03/03/16 13:14:21

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"What do you mean no smoking?"

03/03/16 6:30:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Effects of Consuming Two dozen Habanero chili peppers.

03/03/16 6:20:16

 
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

It was a lovely addition to the fire-eating show.

03/03/16 6:11:49

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Nice pair of flares, mate."

02/03/16 23:22:28

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Fetish gas

02/03/16 23:12:26

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

The flaming cheek of him

02/03/16 23:04:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Everhard over did the Petroleum Jellignite.

02/03/16 22:40:50

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

The most sensible thing he's said all day...

02/03/16 22:01:30

 
Red Goth Red Goth

Sprouts Mexicane

02/03/16 21:41:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"Now you know why they called me Thane."

02/03/16 21:23:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"Simon, hot pants are soooh seventies."

02/03/16 21:20:26

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

It's always good to see a successful exorcism.

02/03/16 21:11:55

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

I knew I shouldn't have had the Super Hot Vindaloo

02/03/16 21:08:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Sadly, this brilliant Dragon's Den invention could be used only once.

02/03/16 20:44:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

100 degrees fart-renheit

02/03/16 20:13:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

Fart attack

02/03/16 20:12:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

Come on lads, Derrick's doing his oil rig impression again.

02/03/16 20:08:07

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Well, they did say that asstronaut may have some side effects from being in space for a year.

02/03/16 20:06:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

The crew played a prank on the Captain, spiking his curry. To say it backfired was an understatement.

02/03/16 20:00:47

 
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