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One of the trickier corners of the waterway was known as The Venetian Blind Spot
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Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

One of the trickier corners of the waterway was known as The Venetian Blind Spot

27/02/17 12:15:29

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

'Emergency Polish Plumbers on call !'

27/02/17 22:42:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21001John Glover

"... and for a honeymoon surprise, mum and her sisters are booking in to the same hotel."

27/02/17 19:06:20

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1701Ross Davidson

''In your spare time are you a pole vaulter?''..''No I am a German and always will be, but how did you know my name was Valter?''

27/02/17 18:13:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

Where's Wally Now? He retired and has become a gondolier.

27/02/17 12:00:59

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1701Ross Davidson

The long and winding rowed.

01/03/17 11:38:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

"That reminds me, we need toothpaste."

27/02/17 19:30:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

Brian was fed up with her Kayackety-yak. He wanted to propeller into the canal.

27/02/17 18:11:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Pole at the centre of shock responses to the question "How do you make a Venician blind?"

27/02/17 18:00:48

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'If you show me a bit of Caravaggio, I'll show you some Botticelli.'
'Not here, dear.'

27/02/17 15:36:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

♪ Just one corneretto ♪

Nod to 12:08:59

27/02/17 15:33:20

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

They were all felling ill after the Gondolier took a funny turn.

27/02/17 13:46:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

♪ Go compare ♪ ... yes, a water taxi would definitely have been cheaper.

27/02/17 13:32:24

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Chubby Gondoliers force Venician authority to consider emissions testing

27/02/17 13:25:35

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Hmmmm ...... for the last time, I said - that looks like a well maintained punt."

27/02/17 13:23:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The art of rowmance was lost on Fred.

27/02/17 12:50:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'This canal, signore e signori, is for, how you say, raw sewage. We stay here 2 hours.'

27/02/17 12:43:55

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Gulliver was welcome till he needed a piss.

27/02/17 12:09:17

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

The gondoliers had been on strike for 17 hours now, and Jeremy really fancied an ice cream.

27/02/17 13:20:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

In her dating profile it said 'Loves anal'. How was Dave to know that the letter C wasn't working on her laptop

27/02/17 13:02:45

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The marriage of millionaire Brian was dead in the water and his wife had never been asked to sign a prenup.

27/02/17 13:00:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

"I know a short cut".
"Tom Cruise?"
"I said 'cut'"

27/02/17 12:23:17

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

She has a lovely tan, but he's a shade darker

27/02/17 12:19:38

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

The summers last a lot longer but this is now the only mode of transport

London, 2045, after global warming has really taken hold

27/02/17 12:18:03

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

Waterway to show you're not in love

27/02/17 12:09:35

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

Dave's sulking because his wife got in first with the 'Just One Cornetto' song

27/02/17 12:08:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

All the romance has gondola out of him.

27/02/17 12:03:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

and boat no.6 is in pole position....

27/02/17 12:00:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

He took an educated punt, but it turned out to be a cul-de-sac.

27/02/17 12:00:09

 
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