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"No, Martin, youre not Harry Potter and there is not a dementor on your shoulder sucking out your soul. Please try to hold it together, youre live on air."
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D C Vote score: 2689D C

"No, Martin, you're not Harry Potter and there is not a dementor on your shoulder sucking out your soul. Please try to hold it together, you're live on air."

26/05/17 8:53:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

"Yes, I love you too darling. Must dash; I have to hand over my phone to this gentleman before he shanks me whatever that means."

26/05/17 8:10:11

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"Hi, is that the wizard of Oz?, I can bring your unicorn back this afternoon and i'll pick up my tomatoes and... What the f@ck are they burning?"

26/05/17 7:42:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4256Crunchy Chords

Striped Lives Matter

26/05/17 13:51:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

Now the news at ten...BONG

26/05/17 8:10:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6734Vivvy En

"Yes Boss, next I'm gonna interview a witness, a Mr Ze Bra."

26/05/17 7:50:24

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5248Chris Halliwell

High?

26/05/17 7:04:51

 
D A D A

Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

30/05/17 4:14:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5061Kenny Ireland

"Hello Honey. Your prescription has just gone up".

27/05/17 14:43:00

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

"Worried? No dear, I'm having a riot!"

26/05/17 15:37:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21096John Glover

"Yeh, me and my blood are going to drop the orange ones, then he's going to spliff up before we do the off licence and go party with his crew."

26/05/17 9:05:10

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Smoke On The Reporter.

26/05/17 8:55:08

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"They were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off."

26/05/17 8:36:27

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

Chap on the right looks like he's Bad News.

26/05/17 8:17:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13600Vanessa the Guesser

"Keep off the grass?"

26/05/17 8:11:04

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'Hello, is that the pharmacy? I've got a serious problem with my arson.'

26/05/17 7:41:53

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

A prescription for violence?

26/05/17 7:39:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32871Tony Edwards

Bah humbug!

26/05/17 7:35:36

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20018John Llamas

The owner said ... "I knew I should never have bought the place next to Molotov's Cocktail Bar"

26/05/17 7:30:19

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11726Smuldo

"Look, Someone's taken a Whitey..."

26/05/17 7:26:11

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"Yes boss i'll take the job in Syria"

26/05/17 7:21:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

"You'll have to excuse me, I've got this annoying twitch on my shoulder."

26/05/17 7:21:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

I only torched the place because there wasn't a pair of Boots in the store.

26/05/17 7:20:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

What a looter

26/05/17 7:15:46

 
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