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Dave was trying to find out if hed suit an afro.
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Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Dave was trying to find out if he'd suit an afro.

21/05/17 12:40:25

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"He's behind Yew"

21/05/17 12:03:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Dave had been waiting outside for so long, he had to be treated for aphids.

21/05/17 12:36:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"One of these men is about to get an enormous surprise- next up, on 'Sniper TV'..."

21/05/17 12:28:33

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

With their respective partners inside, one chap is imagining paint drying, while the other went in search of a sharp stick.

21/05/17 12:18:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11077Neil Mackenzie

Joe hopefully looked up into the branches, but he had to conclude his Wife's belief that money grows on trees was wrong.

21/05/17 20:48:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20949John Glover

If dogs can do it, so can I, thought Paul.
(nod to 12.14.05 just seen it)

21/05/17 13:44:15

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''The Pissing tree restaurant is next door, mate.''

21/05/17 12:14:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

Laziest hide and seek player ever.

21/05/17 12:01:11

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

Cruisin' for a BooRoos in

21/05/17 23:25:52

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Seated man thinking: "Yes, my wife's spending my money and making me carry the bags but if he thinks I'm a door Matt then he's barking up the wrong tree."

21/05/17 15:51:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

They're both in plane view.

21/05/17 15:39:10

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Boo Roo on the inside, Boo Hoo on the outside.

Weeping willow included.

21/05/17 15:22:10

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

With a heavy heart, Lee realised the tree had only been two feet tall when they started shopping.

21/05/17 15:07:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

Dick makes casual use of an empty bole

21/05/17 13:52:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

Phil was getting his body beech ready before his holiday.

21/05/17 13:26:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10281Mr Dome

It's the only place Lionel Ritchie could hide

21/05/17 12:40:17

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♫...is it tree you're looking for?♫ --Michael Winner
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Peek-A-Boo!

21/05/17 12:38:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

*thinks* "I swear, if that guy says 'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'T'' one more time..."

21/05/17 12:37:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The men looked awkwardly at the woman hanging in the tree and wondered if they should do something.

(12.34.51 appeared while I was typing this and did not inspire my caption.)

21/05/17 12:35:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

(Man on right) "How much longer are they going to be in there?"

(Man on left) "What's the smallest-sized tree that a person can use to hang themselves?"

21/05/17 12:34:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Suddenly, Dave realised that he not only now understood the whole play, but that shopping with the wife was exactly like Waiting for Godot.

21/05/17 12:31:33

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Yes, as in nothing seems to happen for about an hour and a half and it all seems like a pointless blur afterwards yet you know you have to keep waiting until it's over ... a profound yet meaningless experience? Morrisons every Saturday. --Jonathan Allsopp
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23090Ian Skelding

A Mall-aise

21/05/17 12:01:47

 
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