"Now you've got him bitch, we'll get rid of all those tissues that you've been stuffing in your bra to make you look as if you've got big breasts"

20/03/14 20:00:11

Mammogran

20/03/14 20:33:06

"Here's a post-tit note just to remind you that my Kevin is Lactose Intolerant."

20/03/14 20:16:38

Dyslexia can be a confusing - the invitation said there was a free bra

20/03/14 20:33:22

After the bride and groom left, tightfisted Joan was going to pick up the rest of the confetti.

20/03/14 20:26:28

Is it me, or are pickpockets becoming more brazen these days?

20/03/14 20:00:07

"It's a front fastening bra, let me help you. The sooner you start making a grandchild the better."

20/03/14 21:37:12

Fortunately Jim turned to kiss just as his mother-in-law threw a straight right.

20/03/14 21:35:47

After Jim had married a kleptomaniac, his mum chose the right moment to retrieve the church's candlesticks.

20/03/14 20:29:09

"You didn't eat any breakfast this morning son, you need to keep your strength up. I'll leave this sausage roll here, you can have it later"

20/03/14 20:18:06

There's a Scottish thistle for luck.

20/03/14 20:05:48

I always feel a right tit in wedding photos.

23/03/14 11:19:32

It was going to be awkward but Janet was genuinely happy that her siamese twin had married

20/03/14 21:04:15

Confetiti.

20/03/14 20:16:46

Here's a little cheque to help with your divorce darling.

20/03/14 20:03:17

Confettits.

20/03/14 22:52:10

"You've forgotten your breast enhancers".

20/03/14 21:17:51

Ellie always knew that Mum would be there to support her

20/03/14 20:34:03

Agnes felt a right tit after that.

20/03/14 20:31:59

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something black & blue.

20/03/14 20:29:01

Grace and her mother-in-law were breast friends.

20/03/14 20:19:29

Pete's mum wanted everyone well entertained after midnight so she thought she'd better turn the Mike up.

20/03/14 20:17:22

It's trousseau don't deny it

20/03/14 20:13:10

"Here, honey, you almost forgot your ring. Oops!"

20/03/14 20:12:39

Monygramy

20/03/14 20:09:13

Unhappy with her daughter's choice of groom, Gladys hopes to spoil their wedding night by planting sneezing powder in her daughter's bra

20/03/14 20:03:59

Dropping off a french letter.

20/03/14 20:01:00

...and I suppose that these are the 'something new'?

20/03/14 20:00:37

Sharon was starting to worry about her new mother-in-law.

20/03/14 20:00:19