Having been spiked myself it's a terrible thing to admit, but I'd pay money to watch Ben Fogle freak out on acid, trying to throw himself out of the window. 'Ben Fogle's Year Of Mind-bending Psychedelic Adventures' anyone?
"...And on today's edition of Animal Park, spiders....HOLY LIVING FUCK! That spider must be 18 feet wide!!! And it's eating my soul, whilst the elephants dance the tango and Kate Humble dissolves into a pool of eels with the faces of Des Lynham..."
Paul, I'm still laughing at your last comment. I'll grab the camera, you spike his drinks- it'll be television so good, it could replace 'Country File'...
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She didn't fancy it, so she dropped it in Ben Fogle's pint.
8:06pm
Having been spiked myself it's a terrible thing to admit, but I'd pay money to watch Ben Fogle freak out on acid, trying to throw himself out of the window. 'Ben Fogle's Year Of Mind-bending Psychedelic Adventures' anyone?
8:17pm
"...And on today's edition of Animal Park, spiders....HOLY LIVING FUCK! That spider must be 18 feet wide!!! And it's eating my soul, whilst the elephants dance the tango and Kate Humble dissolves into a pool of eels with the faces of Des Lynham..."
8:24pm
Plaque Acid?
8:57pm
Paul, I'm still laughing at your last comment. I'll grab the camera, you spike his drinks- it'll be television so good, it could replace 'Country File'...
10:30pm