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"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."
15/03/13 21:00:00
"Is the Blue Nun finished?""I'm afraid so. We had only enough money for one performance."
15/03/13 20:38:57
Come Die with Me.
15/03/13 20:38:39
"Whose leaving do is this again?"
15/03/13 20:18:21
The Tiramisu proved to be the Last Temptation of Christ
15/03/13 20:58:24
"Hey, Jesus, shut that f*cking door- were you born in a barn?"
15/03/13 22:23:17
Judas bought the food for the boys because he recently came into some money.
15/03/13 20:00:22
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."
15/03/13 20:16:14
Not only can he turn water into wine,he can turn horsemeat into beef!
15/03/13 21:18:21
12 down, 4,988 to go
15/03/13 21:11:48
Christ! This is the last time I eat at Wetherspoons
15/03/13 20:02:52
That night Jesus got blotto... it was his Last Stupor.
15/03/13 20:00:55
"Your goddy bag is on it's way, sir."
15/03/13 21:04:58
I've got the bill JC...Thanks Matt, tell them I'll pop in on Saturday and pay
15/03/13 20:02:11
"Pizza for Mr Leonardo"? (nod to M. Winner)
15/03/13 20:01:57
Christwatch.
15/03/13 21:42:34
"Right you lot, get out. I told you last week you're all barred after you denied switching the water with your own wine and claimed it was a miracle."
15/03/13 20:12:29
They were preparing themselves for a hearty feast with all the crucifixings.
15/03/13 20:05:01
"Hello, waiter, I'd like a little bit of body of Christ with a cup of blood of Christ. Thank you."
15/03/13 20:02:37
"No Mary, I'm not snogging you until you get rid of that beard."
15/03/13 20:01:54