lol x3 creative x6

"Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox."

15/03/13 21:00:00

"Is the Blue Nun finished?"
"I'm afraid so. We had only enough money for one performance."

15/03/13 20:38:57

Come Die with Me.

15/03/13 20:38:39

"Whose leaving do is this again?"

15/03/13 20:18:21

The Tiramisu proved to be the Last Temptation of Christ

15/03/13 20:58:24

"Hey, Jesus, shut that f*cking door- were you born in a barn?"

15/03/13 22:23:17

Judas bought the food for the boys because he recently came into some money.

15/03/13 20:00:22

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

15/03/13 20:16:14

Not only can he turn water into wine,he can turn horsemeat into beef!

15/03/13 21:18:21

12 down, 4,988 to go

15/03/13 21:11:48

Christ! This is the last time I eat at Wetherspoons

15/03/13 20:02:52

That night Jesus got blotto... it was his Last Stupor.

15/03/13 20:00:55

"Your goddy bag is on it's way, sir."

15/03/13 21:04:58

I've got the bill JC...
Thanks Matt, tell them I'll pop in on Saturday and pay

15/03/13 20:02:11

"Pizza for Mr Leonardo"? (nod to M. Winner)

15/03/13 20:01:57

Christwatch.

15/03/13 21:42:34

"Right you lot, get out. I told you last week you're all barred after you denied switching the water with your own wine and claimed it was a miracle."

15/03/13 20:12:29

They were preparing themselves for a hearty feast with all the crucifixings.

15/03/13 20:05:01

"Hello, waiter, I'd like a little bit of body of Christ with a cup of blood of Christ. Thank you."

15/03/13 20:02:37

"No Mary, I'm not snogging you until you get rid of that beard."

15/03/13 20:01:54