"Don't look so smug you three, your trip to France to get legless isn't what you think it is."

26/12/13 14:50:21

"I thought we'd have a change from turkey this year boys"

26/12/13 14:55:22

♫♫ " Show me the Wader go Gnome
I'm Toad and I want to go to bed " ♫♫

26/12/13 13:34:27

We,ve got a storcker

26/12/13 17:39:37

...and today's episode from The Tight Garden is entitled 'Fairies Rings'.

26/12/13 13:07:44

"I told you that you could get pregnant by sitting on a toads tool."

26/12/13 12:17:14

Chester Zoo was having budgetary problems.

27/12/13 23:27:29

You want to go to the bird sanctuary?
Flamingo!

26/12/13 13:43:57

'that long-legged bird behind us is just what I've been wading for!'

26/12/13 13:25:20

Making love in the afternoon, Kermit left Cecilia to chase off a noisy Mole.
When he came back again, he found a Toad in the hole.

26/12/13 12:00:11