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"I'm going to give you the ride of your life" Kate said as she handcuffed one of Tom's hands to the headrest and the other to the sun visor. Tom smiled saucily in anticipation, until Kate started to reverse at 80mph on the freeway.
16/01/14 13:16:21
Screaming Ford Clutch
16/01/14 12:10:04
"I said, I'M NEVER GIVING YOU ANOTHER DRIVING LESSON EVER AGAIN, MISS KELLER."
16/01/14 12:07:05
Driving Miss Crazy.
16/01/14 12:01:20
You Wimp, the rules for being driven by a Woman are :- get into the car calmly, put your seat belt on. You are allowed to say a prayer in your head but never say it out loud. Fix your gaze on the glove box, do not be tempted to look out of the wind screen, or at the speedometer. Lay your hands on your legs, or it is allowed to clasp them together if you have the urge to reach for the hand brake. Never scream, comfort yourself with the facts that your life insurance is up to date and you have just started a funeral plan. If the engine stops do not jump out of the car, it may only have stalled. Think how did you get into this situation and vow never to do it again. When or if you arrive safely go to the toilet immediately to check your under pants.
16/01/14 15:24:39
"Ok! We're doing 88mph. You can release the handbrake now."
16/01/14 14:41:27
"Scream if you want to go faster."
16/01/14 12:58:59
Yes I'll marry you.....boy you drive a hard bargain.
16/01/14 12:02:18
"will you please calm down Simon, I know Beachy Head like the back of my haaaaaaaaa....."
16/01/14 12:00:18
You need Yell plates at the Lewis Hamilton School of Motoring.
16/01/14 12:48:10
Sue really knows how to drive a man crazy
16/01/14 12:00:06
A muscular black man discovers his minicab driver is a young Vanessa Feltz.
16/01/14 19:17:41
We've all been there.
16/01/14 15:37:34
Joy as Tracey had hit only two cars whilst trying to park.
16/01/14 14:53:41
The all new Nissan Terrorano lives up to its name.
16/01/14 13:12:23
"I don't mind you speeding, but could we drive on the right side of the motorway please?"
16/01/14 13:00:57
Get me to the hospital. The result of confusing deep heat with preparation H
16/01/14 12:32:39
James was suffering from Airbag Flashback Syndrome
16/01/14 12:20:30
Motormouth.
16/01/14 12:18:13
Driven round the bend
16/01/14 12:00:15
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