"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm an alcoholic."

last comments (total: 6)

Lol I would have ended it with "And I'm an Alcoholic"

28/04/12
8:17pm

That is a fantastic suggestion- mind if I use it?

(caption author)

28/04/12
8:36pm

Go ahead and it gets my vote :)

28/04/12
8:37pm

What a coincidence, I've got a mate called Dave.

28/04/12
8:40pm

Thanks Steve! Nice to see you back- hope that you're both getting some regular sleep and the baby's ok

(caption author)

28/04/12
8:40pm

Are you THE Maximus Johnimus Glovermus?

28/04/12
8:46pm

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