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The museum decided to hang the main exhibit slightly left of centaur.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

The museum decided to hang the main exhibit slightly left of centaur.

24/02/19 8:05:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Oswald thought that Zeus was well hung

24/02/19 8:34:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

Bill loved studying mythological leg ends

24/02/19 10:02:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

While acknowledging the size and splendour of the Gents, Frank was concerned the splash guard was a little high.

24/02/19 8:27:19

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

"Excuse me! Is this the way to passport control?"

24/02/19 8:25:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

'Frieze! This is a stick up'

24/02/19 8:18:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

John had to scratch his balls somehow, if he let go of his stick, he would fall over.

24/02/19 12:28:34

 
Dean Haigh Vote score: 37Dean Haigh

"Jack, get back, come on before we crack"
The staff at the Footloose exhibition were very forward.

24/02/19 9:37:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

Seth wondered why there was an arrow pointing towards Achilles' heel

24/02/19 9:32:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

🎵 Turn to Stone 🎵

24/02/19 9:04:26

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Eeee, 'ello --Mr Dome
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

He’s trying to fix them with his stony stare.

24/02/19 8:53:08

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"They appear to have died from a severe strain of Hand-foot-and-mouth disease" said Professor Klump.

24/02/19 8:49:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

George was so hypnotised by the sculpture that he didn't realise his stick had triggered an alarm.

24/02/19 8:38:39

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2235Trace Sarge

Inspector Closer

24/02/19 8:38:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

He wished he had given written instructions, instead he had said Eye level and the Caretaker had put them at High level.

24/02/19 8:34:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''What are you doing, sir?''

''My wife told me I should be in a museum.''

24/02/19 8:14:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1708Crunchy Chords

When his wife died Mr. Jones was finally free to travel and involve himself in relief camp work.

24/02/19 8:04:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5551Hercules Rockefeller

"These 3-D paintings are fantastic!"

24/02/19 8:04:04

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

"Grandad would often stand stock still in the museum so people would stare at him. He just loved making an exhibition of himself."

24/02/19 8:03:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

Bi-curator George

24/02/19 8:03:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1732James Lennox

It had been on his bucketlist for years, but when he finally saw the Mona Lisa at age ninety-four Great Uncle Albert wasn't that impressed.

24/02/19 8:02:47

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2235Trace Sarge

Please stand at least two feet away

24/02/19 8:02:39

 
Dean Haigh Vote score: 37Dean Haigh

'That's a relief,' thought Harold, realising it wasn't actually a rubbish ghost coming through the wall.

24/02/19 8:01:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

John is a stickler for detail.

24/02/19 8:01:32

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

" The poor man looks confused. I think he's lost his marbles."

24/02/19 8:00:37

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Captain Marble

24/02/19 8:00:34

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

John le Carrara

24/02/19 8:00:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

"Huh! It's nothing like the marbles I used to play as a boy."

24/02/19 8:00:11

 
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