Horse: For five years I've put up with your shit. Now walk on bitch!

28/10/11 10:15:14

Clingy parents- it's a good idea to cut the umbilical cord before your children reach eighteen.

28/10/11 11:07:54

Horizontal Bungee Jumping didn't carry the same amount of excitement.

28/10/11 11:07:44

"OK, that's far enough- now release the bear..."

28/10/11 11:10:28

Theresa was at the end of her tether.

28/10/11 10:14:55

Maggie left on her own a cord.

28/10/11 10:01:34

Trying to escape the copse.

28/10/11 12:45:38

Horizontal bungee-jumping for those afraid of heights.

28/10/11 11:07:30

Maypole dancing and social anxiety don’t mix

28/10/11 10:23:05

Marie was a plane girl - she even had a vapour-trail.

28/10/11 10:56:37

Elasticated waist

28/10/11 10:27:07

Tie Bride

28/10/11 10:06:58

Cordelia was not paying attention to her waist line.

28/10/11 10:02:18

Rope Back Mountain.

28/10/11 16:59:52

His Girl Friend is a bit of a Dog, but there's no need to keep her tied up outside.

28/10/11 14:21:46

The yo-yo dieting did little for her waistline

28/10/11 11:25:41

Susan was exhausted.

28/10/11 11:05:26

Vanessa Felt's gastric band kept her as far from the fridge as possible.

28/10/11 11:04:34

A mist eery tail.

28/10/11 10:10:07

on the pull

28/10/11 10:03:46