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Comments	3	2	2	#6	100	105	#53
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	Gosh, the disturbing characters in this film freaked me out when I was small and here they are again, they've resurfaced in my happy place. Back to therapy for me. 30/09/20 10:35:48	4

	"I suppose we should be grateful for the decent weather. All this social distancing suits me just fine because I can't stand you and I never have." 24/09/20 20:13:08	4

	Government compromises saying only our lower halves need to follow social distancing rules. 12/09/20 8:07:22	4

	Frocky Marciano. 06/09/20 21:26:55	4

	🎵 I always feel like some Buddah's watching me 🎵 06/09/20 21:07:32	4

	Adult breastfeeding always makes me nervous. 04/03/23 8:58:18	3

	I can't believe the Mrs wants me to go back and unblock the toilet. 05/02/23 20:00:39	3

	The "Weight Watchers" version of "Twister" was a real hit. 01/02/23 20:01:06	3

	The eldest is very sharp, the middle one academic and the youngest one is just sooooo cute. 27/01/23 8:43:49	3

	Never mind all that. Where's Wally? 09/10/22 18:42:51	3

	Pear pear pear pick up a penguin. 07/10/22 20:19:56	3

	Gav's wife was fed up of his suit being permanently covered in dandruff. 30/09/22 9:24:13	3

	Ryan Air in partnership with IKEA, are now accepting the transportation of the deceased in a bid to boost undertakings. 25/09/22 9:31:39	3

	Melonstrual Cycle 17/09/22 20:00:18	3

	"Hi little birdie. I come from a long line of psychopaths and I have an incredible urge to pull both your wings off." 01/07/21 21:17:46	2 3
The long line of psychopaths wouldn't be the human race, would it? :-) --Glyn Evans
	His proposal was right on queue. 27/06/21 12:03:18	3

	Groinavon 05/05/21 20:06:58	3

	Whatever happened to "any loose change mate?" 04/05/21 20:04:28	1 3

	"Stop pouting Trisha. It's not going to speed up the proceedings." 12/04/21 8:00:13	3

	"Hello officer. This is Myfanwy Jones phoning from her kitchen in Blaenau Ffestiniog. I have just spotted two immigrants from England with my long range telescope who are at the summit of Snowdon and are 3.5cm short of the required 2 metres. You need to get up there and make it snappy. 31/03/21 12:00:21	3

	This day will go down in history. I just can't believe it, Primark is closing down. 19/03/21 8:42:15	3

	Dressed crab. 17/03/21 20:26:56	3

	Love lives matter. 12/03/21 12:00:12	3

	Not the best of places to have a hernia but that's life. 28/02/21 14:49:49	3

	Conerstone. 22/02/21 9:41:32	3

	I prefer my milk chilled. 19/02/21 12:00:12	3

	The Battle of Little with Big Horn. 31/01/21 10:40:00	3

	Orville and Preen. 21/01/21 20:00:10	1 3
Folks mocked them for stooping to this form of demeaning entertainment, but they had to take care of their bills. --Mauris Iocus
	Pain stops play. 19/01/21 12:09:48	3

	The canteen in our local hospital has taken on a sinister range of carbonated drinks. 10/01/21 11:27:00	3

	It's a sign of the times. Things have gone very off-kilter. 07/12/20 12:00:16	3

	Christmousse. 06/12/20 20:09:06	3

	Gulliver's nitcomb makes a great fence to keep overly keen Twitchers a safe distance from rare bird nesting site. 30/11/20 20:05:55	4 3
A nod is a way of acknowledging that someone has posted a similar caption, pun or idea before you did. This benefits the recipient of the nod by making their caption more noticeable via the comment. Along with the nod I think it helps if you say w... --Stephen Bean
	I have no idea how we are managing to jog in these heels but no pain, no gain 24/11/20 9:01:59	3

	Sleepy Wallow. 17/11/20 8:24:08	3

	You can all stop looking out for Santa. He's not coming this year. You've all been far too naughty. 10/11/20 8:01:49	3

	The Bitches of Sheetwick. 25/10/20 12:07:32	3

	Social services told Edith's grandson that she was dehydrated and depressed so he killed two old birds with one stone. Edith and her neighbour. 23/10/20 12:00:35	3

	There's always one who will take the compulsory face covering to the extreme. 18/10/20 20:01:46	3

	A leaked document has been retrieved by the CIA exposing Donald Trump's next campaign strategy. 17/10/20 20:04:37	3

	The only way I'm getting a holiday this year is if I can fit in this box and we send it back to China for a refund. 06/10/20 20:52:56	3

	Tv's are getting increasingly bigger but dead bodies are generally staying the same size. 06/10/20 20:07:40	3

	Kelvin is not impressed with the latest idea of paintballing for enrichment during lock down. "Those chimps are evil" he said in an interview earlier today at Monkeyworld in Dorset. 05/10/20 20:10:43	3

	Opportunity Knots 28/09/20 20:23:25	3

	A recent survey by magazine "Toys Monthly" has revealed that the average age of little boys who play with Lego is 43. 27/09/20 10:09:03	3

	I am actually a grasshopper and fell into a tin of white gloss with no lid on in the garden where I hang out. My wings are glued together so I am now registered disabled and get about in this toy that I found at the back of the shed. 27/09/20 9:52:18	3

	The Dirty Dozen. 22/09/20 22:32:33	3

	"Your house is on fire and your children are gone! "I don't care...just go away! 15/09/20 22:43:14	3

	Ethel tests out the impact resistance of the Granny Master 2000 Deluxe Model with Titanium Alloy Wheels, Leather Handle and Burberry Trim (chav version also has optional neon blue underfloor lighting and "spinner" alloys) in a bus lane in Croydon. Â 14/09/20 9:11:13	3

	Hand granitiser. 08/09/20 9:07:44	3

	I C Milan 10/04/23 21:55:32	2

	Bird flu? No she didn't. She walked across. 28/03/23 9:22:18	2

	"Which good cause are you running for Fred?" "Ambulance Service." 25/02/23 10:22:08	2

	"No I won't dip my toe into the bath." 17/12/22 12:42:20	2

	Codgers Quarterly Edition 12 Three WAGs were seen enjoying a Gin and Tonic at the recent Rolling Stones and Status Quo Reunion Tour. 14/12/22 10:08:44	2

	Tannoy Announcement Despite the upcoming strike, Christmas timetables will still be running albeit a little slower than normal. 13/12/22 12:02:11	2

	"Who exactly was that guy in our photo Daddy?" "It was the bloke from next door but one. His wife had set the turkey on fire and the house was engulfed in flames and could he possibly use the phone?" 04/11/22 8:31:38	2

	Would you believe it?...I never knew Florence Nightingale died in a cycling accident. 26/10/22 13:54:20	2

	creative "Oh my goodness!" "What is it Doreen?" "The council have been faffing around with my wheelie bin again." 23/10/22 20:06:26	2

	Tatty Tubbies 10/10/22 20:33:50	2

	"Daddy, Uncle Coco's just come down from the loft again." "Ssshhhh. Am listening to the t.v..." Breaking news: Boris Johnson remains a missing person.The Police continue with their investigation. 06/10/22 8:48:04, edited: 06/10/22 8:48:19	2

	The naked person gives this seemingly innocent family photo a more sinister angle. 06/10/22 8:01:21	2

	"Mum, I do wish you'd wear your specs when choosing the the kids' Easter planter." 01/10/22 8:46:03, edited: 01/10/22 8:48:59	2

	Paws for thought. 30/09/22 20:12:56	2

	It's that hot in here, I'm not only melting but have got molten lava coming out of my trouser leg. 28/09/22 20:00:18	2

	Dave was feeling really chaffed with himself. 23/09/22 20:49:20	2

	"Hey love, when I said take him for a spin, that wasn't what I had in mind." 23/09/22 13:42:07, edited: 23/09/22 14:42:05	2

	WD 40,000,000 years b.c. 22/09/22 20:05:33, edited: 22/09/22 20:25:11	2

	"I'm not leaving you in charge again Dave. I can't believe you've had him outside without a sunhat." 22/09/22 10:06:56	2

	Promised the wife that I would address my work-family balance 16/09/22 12:00:16	2

	Sofa Spring Watch 12/09/22 20:01:44	2

	“I have heard of nasal hare, but not this.” 21/07/21 23:54:49	2

	Orville and Green. 20/06/21 11:03:37	2

last comments (total: 27)

After much giggling, Finley was the one caught passing a piece of paper around class. It just happened to land on him, poor bastard. But then you'd think the class would have common sense enough to make the paper smaller and scrunch it up, wouldn't you? But then times change, why do that? smilie face

Glyn Evans

19/05/21
12:42pm

comment on caption:
Thank you Finley for your word of the day.
[Ellen Duncalf]

Lol...we used to have word of the day when I was small. I remember it very clearly.

Ellen Duncalf

19/05/21
7:52pm

comment on caption:
Thank you Finley for your word of the day.
[Ellen Duncalf]

I absolutely love the elderly and have chosen to work with them for many years but the way people are on the make during this pandemic, it would not surprise me one iota to see an advert similar to this...seriously.

(caption author)

29/05/21
2:40pm