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26/01/23 12:11:11 |
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Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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15/03/23 8:00:16 |
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Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al. --John Glover
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21/10/22 8:00:16 |
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Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James. --Al Overy
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"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 8:01:46 |
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16/11/21 8:00:08 |
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10/10/20 12:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone. --Al Overy
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Despite the doctor's efforts, he left hospital in a box. 31/03/24 20:09:49 |
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15/01/24 8:20:55, edited: 15/01/24 8:49:17 |
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Oh your efforts deserve praise indeed!! 😂 --Julia Kinsey
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"Doctor, Doctor I have shooting pains in my stomach!" 09/01/24 12:02:41 |
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17/12/23 21:11:05 |
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"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!" 07/02/23 8:01:00 |
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Traffic news: Road closures due to pride march. 14/01/23 12:00:12 |
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06/08/23 20:31:04 |
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My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses. --Molly R
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For those who like to torque with their mouth full. 19/09/22 8:00:15 |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 20:00:34 |
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29/01/24 8:19:04 |
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26/01/24 8:00:17 |
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24/01/24 12:05:35, edited: 24/01/24 12:07:11 |
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24/03/23 12:00:12 |
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. 22/07/23 8:03:39 |
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Well, she hasn't got wet hair any more. --Karen McDonald
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Whenever Jeff meets a new girl he gets completely carried away. 14/03/23 8:06:10 |
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"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up." 10/01/22 12:35:34 |
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27/09/21 8:00:41 |
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Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded. --Al Overy
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I'm careful not to drop them as I hate pulp fiction. 25/03/24 8:14:26 |
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"When you said you'd bought a suit for a pound..." 17/03/24 12:18:23 |
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She had several number ones. Sadly, they were on the carpet. 24/08/23 9:45:17 |
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Bad Girl! --Karyn Harrison
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18/08/23 12:00:28 |
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12/07/23 8:05:27 |
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Justin was a terrible roll model. 29/06/23 12:06:24 |
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The moment when you realise that's not a Mars Bar floating towards you... 10/04/23 12:01:50 |
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As Nan got older, we gradually reduced the size of the hurdles to avoid injury. 29/06/22 20:00:14 |
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Sally began to regret buying the special 'Yorkshire Edition' Scrabble. 07/07/21 20:01:00 |
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Let by gums be by gums --Glyn Evans
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"Well, it worked with the goldfish..." 23/06/21 8:02:18 |
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10/03/21 8:03:42 |
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16/02/21 8:00:07 |
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"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter --Willie Johnson
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06/01/21 20:00:41 |
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05/12/20 20:07:54 |
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... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption. --James Lennox
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28/03/24 8:00:27 |
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"They had to react, Trevor, because the other side have taken the lead." 28/02/24 8:09:56, edited: 28/02/24 8:11:07 |
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03/12/23 17:55:52 |
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07/11/23 20:00:28 |
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Traumatised as a child, Tim vowed he'd never miss an ice cream van ever again... 15/10/23 8:09:58 |
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It was far safer than reading it on the web. 05/06/23 12:01:51 |
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SPY BALLOON SCANDAL: 18/02/23 8:00:12 |
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I’ve not seen this elsewhere. I also don’t think it’s necessary to use comments to criticise captions. Better just to withhold your vote and move on. --Chris Beach
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02/09/21 13:33:38 |
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Haha, to avoid that, all you have to do is use your own name like meAAAAAAAAGH! --Willie Johnson
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03/04/21 12:25:31 |
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But sure make have you the order right. --Willie Johnson
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17/02/21 8:01:22 |
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I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid... --Troompa Loompa
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13/11/20 8:00:37 |
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It's the least we can do... he knows what's behind your closet door... we've robbed him of his progeny. --Mauris Iocus
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"For goodness sake, Ted! I told you not to lie on the dog blanket with suncream on!" 14/08/20 8:00:18 |
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08/04/24 8:01:24 |
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01/04/24 8:01:58 |
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20/11/23 12:09:41 |
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"SOLD. Next up, lot 57, George Michael's scrapbook." 04/10/23 8:06:00 |
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26/06/23 8:06:21 |
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Mums up and down the country start to brace themselves for the impending School Summer Holiday. 08/06/23 12:00:16 |
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Looks like someone's cut a few corners there. 28/05/23 20:00:14 |
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"When I said get your skates on..." 08/03/23 8:00:13 |
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"So, the castle's closed on Sundays, is it? We'll soon see about that!!" 26/02/23 8:13:37 |
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21/12/22 8:00:12 |
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We wanted three French hens but could only get one due to the red tape. 15/11/22 20:00:17 |
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23/10/22 8:00:10 |
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13/08/22 12:00:09 |
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Breaking: Wall. Mortar come later. 19/07/22 12:00:56 |
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We call him Groucho behind his back. 15/07/22 8:00:17 |
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08/01/22 8:04:17 |
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"I'm afraid there'll be no presents this year, children. Santa's been mugged!" 15/12/21 8:00:08 |
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20/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Have a Snickers, Pingu! You're not yourself when you're hungry! 06/02/21 20:03:05 |
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Fur coat no snickers --Mr Dome
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11/11/23 9:37:12 |
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04/10/23 12:09:08 |
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24/05/23 20:00:13 |
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19/05/23 12:00:29 |
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"It's how I first learnt to spell." 01/03/23 8:01:39 |
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25/02/23 8:00:11 |
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Hubert eagerly awaited the big match. 29/11/22 20:00:14 |
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Darn it Al. You're going to have to change your name to "hidden", so I can vote for more of your captions. --Willie Johnson
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02/10/22 12:00:10 |
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He's also been working on his pecks. 24/08/22 20:00:33 |
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16/08/22 8:00:10 |
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23/07/22 8:00:14 |
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17/07/22 8:06:51 |
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Latest frontline photo reveals clear evidence that Putin has Bungled his invasion. 20/05/22 8:00:07 |
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11/04/22 20:00:41 |
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"See - I told you this room was big enough!" 17/03/22 12:06:33 |
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Only just got this. Great caption. --Karyn Harrison
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"Now, my good man, are you a mounted policeman?" 07/02/22 20:11:21 |
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"Listen, I hear you mounted my cousin in your dining room! Now it's pay back time!" 13/11/21 20:00:49 |
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The police line-up was going fine until one of them squealed. 27/10/21 20:24:17 |
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Is this some kind of quorny joke? 03/07/21 8:18:55 |
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They didn't want you to joke on any bones. --Willie Johnson
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12/05/21 12:01:31 |
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Nice bike - looks like the Dulux version! 09/05/21 12:00:09 |
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12/04/21 12:00:17 |
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"I'll give gran a ring later and see if she got that dodgy underfloor wiring fixed." 25/03/21 8:03:15 |
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24/03/21 12:00:06 |
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12/02/21 12:00:37 |
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"Hang in there, Mr Atlas, sir! We'll have you out in no time!" 02/01/21 8:34:51 |
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30/11/20 8:00:48 |
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News in today - the army is running out of thick jumpers. 30/08/20 8:03:27 |
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Just heard new recruits will be dropping in. --Mauris Iocus
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Earthy, bitter and with an unusual nose. The wine's not bad though. 20/02/24 8:01:36 |
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Never steal from McDonald's in Tehran. 23/01/24 20:02:26 |
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Yeah, their Hamburglar ad campaign was brutal. --James Lennox
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12/01/24 8:01:02 |
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"...Karyn Harrison, what the hell are you doing in our airing cupboard?" 18/11/23 12:25:09 |
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Thanks very much.
9:19pm
comment on caption:
🎶 You put your left leg in, you put your left leg... Ah, shite. -Pompeii AD 79 [Al Overy]
You need more Horse Power.
9:11am
comment on caption:
"RUN FASTER!" "I can't, I'm already at foal speed!" [Al Overy]
She "Drained" the Bottle.
2:38am
comment on caption:
Got to love a good old soak! [Al Overy]
Shanks's pony:
used to refer to one's own legs and the action of walking as a means of conveyance.
8:04am
comment on caption:
"I've just upgraded from Shanks's pony." [Al Overy]
Oh your efforts deserve praise indeed!! 😂
9:10am
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob Goode Who taught Shaolin skills in the wood Bob slipped while he tutored And sadly got neutered His nuts landing where he once stood [Al Overy]
Thank you, Julia! (Bows respectfully whilst maintaining eye contact)
9:29am
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob Goode Who taught Shaolin skills in the wood Bob slipped while he tutored And sadly got neutered His nuts landing where he once stood [Al Overy]
Awesome. Keep them coming, relevant and amusing (I only say that because some rhymes can get sidetracked in regards to theme sometimes because folk are too busy trying to think of what rhymes with what) 😂
1:32pm
comment on caption:
There once was a man called Bob Goode Who taught Shaolin skills in the wood Bob slipped while he tutored And sadly got neutered His nuts landing where he once stood [Al Overy]
Yeah, their Hamburglar ad campaign was brutal.
8:07pm
comment on caption:
Never steal from McDonald's in Tehran. [Al Overy]
Lol.
8:18pm
comment on caption:
Never steal from McDonald's in Tehran. [Al Overy]
Thank you for the tip 😉 The food must be terrible if you're suggesting nobody steals it.
I will take my international McDonald's meal stealing tour elsewhere then
8:26am
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Never steal from McDonald's in Tehran. [Al Overy]