<br/>Thanks! My Whippet Jax with his best friend Bagpuss<br/><em class='author'>Rachel P</em>

Thanks! My Whippet Jax with his best friend Bagpuss
Rachel P

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	Pink wasn't impressed with her waxwork 10/07/20 8:18:17	1 6
Was the goatee too thick? --Mr Dome
	Tom foolery 07/07/20 12:21:46	6

	Hotpointer 17/06/20 12:46:51	6

	"Where's your face mask?" "It didn't fit the bill" 17/06/20 9:25:30	6

	Mick Jagger still had an eye for the girls 31/05/20 8:45:05	6

	The middle child always gets ignored 29/05/20 12:39:56	6

	Bram Stroker 01/05/20 12:06:09	6

	The dogtor will see you now 30/04/20 8:00:32	2 6
The rug dogtor? --Mr Dome
	Seagulls have been complaining about people stealing their food 23/04/20 12:04:07	6

	"Do you have a moment to talk about the benefits of veganism?" 07/04/20 21:22:04	6

	Beanie of the Lamp 30/03/20 9:09:35	6

	"Let the belly rubs commence!" 17/03/20 13:43:36	6

	Ruff & Tumble 17/03/20 12:48:00	6

	"I'm sick of people trying to hang something on me!" 14/03/20 20:06:43	6

	Corona virus reaches Outer Mongolia 01/03/20 12:02:47	6

	US Marino Corps 19/01/20 13:54:52	6

	I know your type, one blow and then you scatter. 15/01/20 20:27:23	6

	"Stuck in the middle of Yew" 15/12/19 20:37:27	6

	Mind your own business 02/09/20 20:36:00	5

	When Aldi open a till and you still need hot sauce 28/08/20 12:14:59	5

	Clowns aren't for everyone 08/08/20 20:02:53	5

	This course is notorious for water hazards 05/08/20 20:38:25	5

	Theater of Dreams 25/07/20 12:58:28	5

	In olden days, a gentleman would lay his coat over the puddle for a Queen. 16/07/20 20:32:22	5

	It's hardly surprising after two years running from greyhounds around Walthamstow track 15/07/20 11:26:51	5

	"Any politician looks like a good spot to me!" 07/07/20 8:29:14	5

	"Well at least he got laid!" 30/06/20 20:14:11	5

	The Turdis 27/06/20 12:42:10	1 5
Seen in Doctor Loo :^) --Crunchy Chords
	"And now the news...." 06/06/20 8:17:01	5

	Unbridled love 30/05/20 8:13:09	5

	"Excuse me Mr UPS driver, I overheard you do liver?" 11/05/20 12:12:08	5

	Fanny by gas light 05/05/20 20:02:56	5

	"I'll have mine tummy side up" 05/05/20 8:08:11	5

	k-9 1 1 30/04/20 8:41:23	5

	Due to a printing error, Dogs are recalling their posters. The word 'Get' has been missed from the start. 16/04/20 12:22:42	5

	Savage Garden 12/04/20 14:20:45	5

	Caution! Land Mines Ahead 08/04/20 13:22:18	2 5
Land minds? A head? --Willie Johnson
	Fifty Shades of Clay 07/04/20 8:35:02	5

	It would have been one for the album, had the high speed jet ski not caught his hood 01/04/20 8:11:23	5

	🎵 All in all, you're just another......... 🎵 27/03/20 20:14:20	5

	When the prune juice fails! 27/03/20 10:05:09	5

	Try and see it from their perspex 15/03/20 8:13:41	5

	Preparations were under way for Thumper's 80th 11/03/20 9:48:44	5

	Saddle Soar 02/03/20 8:17:23	5

	Goodbye cruel world. 24/02/20 8:50:32	5

	"Hello! Yes, I'm still trying to get through" 16/02/20 8:01:48	5

	Head of Homeland Security 03/02/20 8:14:12	5

	Suddenly craving a Sausage & Egg McMuffin 02/02/20 20:38:28	5

	The Jizmarck 29/01/20 20:58:28	5

	Alpacalypse Now 19/01/20 12:00:20	1 5

	Eddie CockRam 05/01/20 3:50:11	1 5
That caption is Something Else. --Dave Bryan
	EU pimped my ride 04/01/20 9:48:15	5

	The Moona Lisa 03/01/20 15:44:50	5

	Squids in blankets 28/12/19 14:12:35	5

	Key rack 27/12/19 9:39:57	5

	That moment you put your head through the sleeve 21/08/20 20:17:49	4

	Drownload Festival 19/08/20 8:19:10	4

	Short weave radio 17/08/20 12:56:48	4

	🎵 Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you 🎵 12/08/20 12:15:16	4

	Happy Latexmas 05/08/20 12:24:46	4

	"Do you have any comment on McDonalds reopening?" 01/08/20 12:42:40	4

	Stunt Doubles 24/07/20 12:42:29	4

	"You know my history of paranoid schizophrenia....?" 23/07/20 12:26:42	4

	Shitty House on the Prairie 23/07/20 8:27:03	4

	Trev took to driving like a duck to water 14/07/20 20:16:11	4

	Windows 10 Update - at 1% 10/07/20 20:55:58	4

	Day 46 and the penguins are still unaware of the Cow lying down behind them 02/07/20 12:11:29	1 4
Well spotted! --Molly R
	Even before the ink had dried, Trump was looking at a smear campaign 01/07/20 8:58:38	4

	"Unicorns are real!" 29/06/20 8:31:05	4

	creative "WOUFFE!" 23/06/20 8:44:51	4

	"Shall we try phone sex tonight Dear?" 15/06/20 20:09:53	4

	"Are you excited Darling?" "Yes, the suspension is killing me!" 15/06/20 12:42:40	4

	When no-one's around, pretend you're Gene Kelly in Singing in the Rain 05/06/20 22:11:00	4

	BOSCH! 18/05/20 8:03:59	4

	Peek-a-boob 06/05/20 8:05:52	4

	"I can't watch this bit in Top Gun!" 05/05/20 13:05:56	4

	Mr Whippy is best served at 4 degrees 29/04/20 8:13:23	4

	"Please can I donate my Â£1.50 tooth money for Tom Moore's NHS walk?" 24/04/20 21:35:02	2 4
No. --Scrijjy Doo
	Another day staring at people looking at their phones 24/04/20 8:19:52	4

	Even the Duchess of Cambridge can't escape the trolley return policy 23/04/20 8:11:15	4

	Beatrix Pottery 12/04/20 20:11:49	4

	Cletus loved his sister's Daisy Dukes; but could do without the rude comments about his balls hanging out! 01/04/20 12:22:04	1 4
Those kinds of insults pale in comparison with the insult of having to look at the picture to make a caption. --Willie Johnson
	"Love, you need to move your Mum out of the cot tomorrow night!" 20/03/20 11:06:39	4

	Chucky Norris 20/03/20 8:57:33	4

	"Anyone for Croquette?" 19/03/20 12:14:15	4

	Forest Green Rover 16/03/20 20:00:29	4

	Finally, the whole street could get a decent night's sleep. 16/03/20 9:01:05	4

	How to burn belly fat without exercising! 11/03/20 21:03:53	4

	A job Well Done! 24/02/20 12:57:56	4

	"A tasty, full-bodied Red and the wine's not bad either" 17/02/20 20:21:07	4

	... and it was very good (Nod to Genesis 22:49) 15/02/20 22:49:58	4

	After the awards, Tiffanys wanted their silver back 09/02/20 13:53:59	4

	It's not easy ejaculating off the cuff 07/02/20 12:21:45	4

	Well well well, the stables have turned 01/02/20 17:22:02	4

	Last stop for 1200 miles! 31/01/20 8:37:12	4

	I spy with my BMI... 28/01/20 12:14:37	4

	"If another person puts their hand up to ask whether clown's farts smell funny, I'm gonna kick off!" 24/01/20 12:00:47	4

	....tuppence a bag 12/01/20 20:00:40	4

	Clawlligraphy 30/12/19 20:00:26	4

	Preparations for David Attenborough to get up close and personal in the Sea Lion enclosure 12/12/19 9:41:08	4