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Glyn, I’ve had a go at writing a joke about the English, Irish n Scottish chickens but it would take me a week to condense it down lol. The basic tag lines were, Hurry, pub soon to close, are you paying? No, two turn back, Scottish one finds out it’s only 10p a pint, crosses road, gets to the other side but a wall falls on him.
(Something, perhaps nothing like that, but it’s fun to play with 😂.
Wanted to add my favourite chicken crossing road joke. I’m sure most will know this but may like to be reminded again. 😳
A duck walked past a chicken who was about to cross the road. He said, “Don’t do it mate! You’ll never hear the end of it.”
I’ll get my kagool..
9:50pm
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Glyn - How about "There's an African chicken, an English chicken and a Chinese chicken crossing the road"? No punchline required
Karen - Nice one. Here's another: "Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was nailed to the chicken."
9:53pm
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
😂😂
9:55pm
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Lol, Karen, yes she's definitely going for the full set. But speaking of ponchos, she is lacking a Mexican...
[Oh dear, just went to upvote your comment and it's vanished, which makes mine incomprehensible. Much like many of my captions ]
10:24pm
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Here goes...
There's an Irish chicken, a Scottish chicken and an English chicken crossing the road. A Welsh chicken waltzes up, and asks "Why is it you always forget about us Welsh!?"
The Irish chicken urges the Scottish chicken and English chicken to continue saying "Don't turn back, leave her. It's best we get away from this Welsh farmyard as quickly as possible because if it's true what happens to sheep, imagine what they do to chickens!?"
10:11am
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Wokeists insist all old jokes must be rewritten. [James Lennox]
Oh crap. This caption literally took me 6 minutes to write, and now I see it's a dupe ... No time to edit, so a nod to the earlier entry.
8:11am
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"So, Dave, how is marriage to a mermaid?" "Crap. I can't breath underwater. There's sharks everywhere. And my wife has no sexual organs." [James Lennox]
He received a 21-pun salute off his friends on the caption site.
8:26pm
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"...and so, as we commit Dave to the grave, we remember his great loves, machines of war, and tropical fish." [James Lennox]
I don't think any meaning of the word fast applies to her - unless she is stuck in her chair
9:47am
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"Ok, as I can now see my arse, I probably was spinning on my office chair a little too fast." [James Lennox]
Bloody hell. My wife just decided to talk to me about netball for 10 minutes, so now I probably owe a nod to 8:26:46. Mine was independent though, and more sordid, so will leave it.
8:35am
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Herbie goes Bananas ... all over an unsuspecting female VW. [James Lennox]
Get your own back by talking to her about captions for 10 minutes.
8:51am
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Herbie goes Bananas ... all over an unsuspecting female VW. [James Lennox]