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27/01/23 12:10:28 |
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09/04/19 4:05:51 |
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Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
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18/06/23 13:08:46 |
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18/03/24 20:02:12 |
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27/09/23 20:04:37 |
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All she wanted was to have a nice picnic, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! 01/11/22 12:03:59 |
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Still laughing about this several months later. :) --Al Overy
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Give us this day our doily bread. 04/02/24 20:04:02 |
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02/05/22 20:06:01 |
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Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending. --Al Overy
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15/07/23 20:00:52, edited: 15/07/23 20:01:18 |
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05/07/22 12:05:38 |
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Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 20:49:07 |
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The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 12:14:48 |
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08/04/24 20:01:09 |
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28/03/24 20:09:45 |
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13/01/24 20:03:03 |
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28/10/23 20:04:05 |
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19/06/23 20:01:09 |
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27/05/23 22:03:20 |
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15/05/23 20:02:22 |
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21/11/22 16:17:45 |
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19/08/21 13:41:14 |
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07/02/21 20:02:39 |
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23/03/24 20:29:03 |
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25/01/24 20:07:33, edited: 25/01/24 20:08:00 |
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Seems great at first, then gets used as coat rack. 30/12/23 20:02:45 |
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Just bung it over next to the exercise bike. If you can find it underneath all the clothes. --Karen Oakenfull
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02/10/23 20:00:41 |
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22/09/23 20:03:24 |
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Make me one with everything. --Brian Butterfield
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"They laugh now, but when someone needs a color pencil..." 25/07/23 20:05:40 |
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27/03/23 13:13:47 |
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12/03/23 20:08:19, edited: 12/03/23 20:16:12 |
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08/03/23 20:02:54 |
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"I wished for my bollocks back." 27/12/22 13:32:49, edited: 27/12/22 13:34:16 |
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Who says euthanasia can't be fun? 17/11/22 8:03:23 |
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19/10/22 20:07:37 |
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♫ ♬ ♩ There is... a mouse...in New Orleans...♫ ♬ ♩ 25/06/22 15:34:29 |
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31/07/20 14:48:12 |
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21/03/24 20:02:06 |
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09/12/23 20:06:33 |
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"This bench in loving memory of all those suffering from OCD." 28/08/23 20:06:47 |
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10/07/23 20:03:07 |
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How old they will be when they pay off their student loans. 16/06/23 20:53:23 |
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Never bring a laser pointer to an axe fight. 15/04/23 20:13:15 |
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22/03/23 20:17:25 |
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18/01/23 20:11:37, edited: 18/01/23 20:12:15 |
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02/11/22 20:06:09 |
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"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30 |
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05/01/22 20:01:08 |
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Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 8:38:21 |
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The Bitches of Eastwick 25/10/20 14:48:35 |
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20/03/24 11:36:43 |
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13/03/24 12:11:44 |
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17/01/24 20:07:26 |
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17/01/24 8:03:05 |
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Ben and Jerry don't talk about their sister. 01/01/24 20:14:54 |
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14/12/23 20:02:37 |
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"Very funny, guys. Now put the ladder back." 19/09/23 20:17:48 |
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11/08/23 20:01:23 |
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15/05/23 12:15:31, edited: 15/05/23 12:16:18 |
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09/04/22 6:46:13 |
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But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21 |
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To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 21:05:24 |
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01/11/20 13:20:19 |
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Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 20:18:35 |
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06/09/19 22:51:26 |
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🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 5:12:19 |
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29/01/19 11:50:11 |
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18/03/24 20:02:48 |
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13/03/24 20:04:37 |
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10/03/24 20:05:11 |
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Take all your feelings and dreams and lock them in these airtight containers. 22/02/24 20:01:40 |
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20/10/23 20:06:31, edited: 20/10/23 20:06:45 |
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14/07/23 20:14:31 |
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"Just my luck, it's flush hour." 13/03/23 20:12:56 |
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"I found your contact, Mr. Gulliver." 21/02/23 20:05:05 |
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He wanted to be buried in his tank. 25/12/22 20:13:55 |
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10/11/22 12:04:37 |
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08/10/22 20:07:23 |
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08/09/22 12:09:21 |
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Trust me. There is a cat in this picture. 07/08/22 20:02:22 |
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I can cope with a cat but hope there isn't an OnAdventureWithDad's baby in that sandwich. --Stephen Bean
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I knew those mushrooms tasted funny. 06/01/22 20:03:31 |
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That's why they're on caption.me. Now if we could only make some captions taste funny. --Willie Johnson
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07/12/21 20:05:41 |
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That's one way to pick a winner. 21/07/21 20:31:35 |
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16/08/19 20:57:26 |
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11/01/19 12:24:25 |
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26/11/18 8:22:03 |
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21/02/24 20:05:40 |
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We're gonna need a bigger throat. 25/01/24 20:01:05 |
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12/12/23 20:01:19 |
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14/11/23 12:08:14 |
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27/10/23 20:04:19 |
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07/07/23 12:02:58 |
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"I'm late. I'm late, for a very important court date." 24/06/23 20:08:39 |
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31/05/23 20:04:44 |
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27/05/23 22:28:01 |
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23/12/22 12:01:57 |
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At checkout, the laser scanner drove Cuddles beserk. 14 dead. 04/08/22 13:41:07 |
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01/07/22 12:39:09 |
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Twas the fight before Christmas, 02/12/21 20:40:46 |
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Incontinence Hotline? No, I CAN'T HOLD! 27/10/21 12:34:00 |
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It's a little embarrassing when you have to ask your grandkids how to work the marital aids. 13/08/21 13:28:04 |
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You could have cut and pasted 19:02:55.
8:50am
comment on caption:
"Lamb chop!" [Scrijjy Doo]
I wouldn"t want to do that. No tanks!
8:23pm
comment on caption:
"Luxury! We had to play in the septic tank." [Scrijjy Doo]
Was that after they 'Corn'ered' him?
1:49pm
comment on caption:
Arrested for Stalking [Scrijjy Doo]
My girlfriend always wanted a fly half
8:14pm
comment on caption:
"Just what I wanted, a hooker!" [Scrijjy Doo]
Sorry Cap Auth, spent ages working on mine and never saw yours till now. Nod from Tue 20:15:43.
8:53pm
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"I got red, because it hides blood stains." [Scrijjy Doo]
How did they find the Banana Burglar?
The Banana Hands and Finger-Prints, led them to the culprit.
2:33am
comment on caption:
"I love you a whole bunch." [Scrijjy Doo]
Pop-TOTS.
1:13am
comment on caption:
After three babies, they just pop out. [Scrijjy Doo]
I don't know what "put in on my tab" means.
10:18pm
comment on caption:
Put it on my tab. [Scrijjy Doo]
Your cat has a Russian leader on its back?
10:43pm
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Put it on my tab. [Scrijjy Doo]
But it's the best coat rack ever. Insanely great.
11:28am
comment on caption:
Seems great at first, then gets used as coat rack. [Scrijjy Doo]