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This is the last time we use that wife swapping agency 11/03/19 12:01:51 |
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01/01/19 20:12:10 |
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You know when I asked for that striped jumper 18/11/18 12:00:28 |
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19/11/21 20:17:32 |
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15/10/20 13:09:33 |
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22/09/20 20:11:02 |
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Nothing more irritating than having food in your sand 10/07/20 12:03:47 |
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26/04/20 12:00:08 |
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20/04/20 12:00:36 |
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27/02/20 20:02:11 |
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"Ken used to live there." "Did he?" "No, Doddy." --stone face
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She is definitely on the spectrum. 05/11/19 20:16:59 |
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He only kisses on the cheek on a first date 16/10/19 20:00:42 |
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22/09/19 20:00:07 |
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29/08/19 12:00:07 |
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It is never a good idea holding The Darwin awards on the top floor. 09/08/19 8:28:42 |
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27/05/19 20:00:40 |
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10/03/19 11:02:09 |
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25/02/19 20:00:23 |
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The phone is great but the battery is a bit big 08/02/19 8:00:07 |
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07/02/19 12:00:08 |
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31/01/19 12:21:21 |
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27/01/19 20:32:03 |
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Finally found someone to fix that squeak 27/01/19 20:00:06 |
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25/01/19 20:01:09 |
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24/01/19 20:00:07 |
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16/01/19 21:35:35 |
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14/01/19 12:00:06 |
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11/01/19 12:00:08 |
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26/12/18 20:00:09 |
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20/12/18 20:00:09 |
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18/11/18 8:09:19 |
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I fear your excellent caption is suffering from a lack of Hemingway fans!! --G fj
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Right I want a nice clean fight 08/11/18 20:00:12 |
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Somebody did not get the memo Casual Friday has been cancelled 03/11/18 12:00:38 |
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18/10/18 8:00:27 |
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I reckon he will be bald come Autumn. 17/10/18 8:00:29 |
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Looks like the work of a cycle path. 14/11/22 21:02:30 |
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28/02/21 20:00:07 |
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I love seeing photos of how people use to live in the olden days 08/01/21 8:38:34 |
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I'll turn around and you can study my black hole if you want to 25/11/20 20:17:14 |
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Cheeky basturd. I can take care of that with One Stone. --Willie Johnson
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25/08/20 12:46:52 |
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15/07/20 8:00:11 |
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22/06/20 20:03:58 |
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25/04/20 12:00:45 |
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If God wanted women to have a day off he wouldn't have created so much for them to do. 04/11/19 13:12:10 |
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28/06/19 12:00:09 |
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A typical Summer evening in Newcastle 25/06/19 20:09:55 |
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Correction. This is more like summer... --Mr Dome
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22/06/19 12:08:51 |
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Ten percent off with your Dismembership card 07/02/19 12:33:52 |
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29/12/18 8:10:50 |
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I am only here to get this guy taken off the top of my head. 16/10/18 16:38:01 |
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24/08/22 20:51:43, edited: 24/08/22 20:52:02 |
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That one person who steals from McDonald's and thinks nobody has noticed 20/12/21 20:52:14 |
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Speed up, We are about to be overtaken by a larder. 23/07/21 8:40:44 |
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15/02/21 20:01:27 |
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Inner city households given access to green areas during lockdown. 04/01/21 20:22:55 |
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The look you have when your caption gets a vote seconds after posting it 06/08/20 8:00:07 |
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Wow, someone's hacked my laptop camera! --Mark Wilson
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23/07/20 20:29:08 |
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12/06/20 12:34:13 |
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27/05/20 9:48:00 |
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18/12/19 12:04:14 |
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It was I left the h out. --Stu Dent
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09/12/19 20:00:57 |
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04/11/19 13:20:34 |
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22/07/19 20:01:53 |
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After a lucrative run, the lifelong quest for "likes" & instagram followers finally comes to a sad but predictable end, in the last episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. --Mauris Iocus
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She loves putting on a face pack 14/07/19 8:04:16 |
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I see there is a nip in the air today 25/06/19 20:04:09 |
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25/04/19 8:00:10 |
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🎵 You ain't nothing but a hand dog 🎵 03/01/19 20:00:08 |
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Since discovering alcohol daddy bear never touched porridge or slept in his own bed again 12/12/18 20:00:09 |
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13/04/23 20:02:29 |
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25/09/22 20:02:44 |
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08/11/21 12:12:17 |
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They come over here and steal our fish. 05/10/21 20:46:04 |
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Oh, come on there's plenty more fish in the sea until a super trawler comes along --Glyn Evans
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19/09/21 20:00:07 |
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12/03/21 20:24:39 |
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31/01/21 8:39:19 |
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And plenty of horn. --Willie Johnson
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where the streets have no shame 16/01/21 20:00:07 |
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13/01/21 13:13:27 |
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To mark 2020 a golden time capsule has been buried in London. 31/12/20 12:10:02 |
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crapsule --Dan Nicholls
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28/11/20 13:05:52 |
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15/11/20 20:08:35 |
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Understanding Brexit children's edition 05/09/20 12:33:40 |
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14/07/20 12:00:29 |
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11/07/20 10:26:05 |
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07/07/20 12:14:48 |
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jesus has only been back a hour and the women are already taking advantage of him 28/06/20 12:00:07 |
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If you correct the typo I'll give this a vote. --Karyn Harrison
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24/06/20 21:47:07 |
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08/06/20 8:58:19 |
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When asked about the appearance of a hole the street council workers say they are looking into it 17/05/20 12:00:07 |
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Right turn of that computer it's pasture bedtime 03/05/20 20:01:24 |
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The start of the hundred years war 20/04/20 12:01:06 |
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21/03/20 20:40:05 |
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I told her if she carried on she'd have a knuckle sandwich. 07/03/20 8:45:28 |
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04/03/20 20:07:53 |
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They don't call him Walter White for nothing. --Karyn Harrison
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30/11/19 21:27:11 |
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Guy's can you stop throwing beer mats, I am on the phone. 24/11/19 20:11:48 |
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I have seen some bad photos but this has to be the wurst 05/11/19 12:12:56 |
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I know, it really takes the biscuit. --Karyn Harrison
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That mechanic is a right cowboy 08/09/19 22:55:39 |
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29/08/19 20:00:08 |
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22/07/19 12:35:03 |
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When you phoned and said you were in the kitchen with your drawers around your ankles 23/06/19 20:00:07 |
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Congratulations Stu! Very creative caption.
8:26pm
comment on caption:
Since the pandemic started, Cremation
staff are having to work from home [Stu Dent]
Good one 🙂
8:27pm
comment on caption:
Since the pandemic started, Cremation
staff are having to work from home [Stu Dent]
Well done Stu, brilliant caption :)
9:55am
comment on caption:
Since the pandemic started, Cremation
staff are having to work from home [Stu Dent]
Well done ðŸ˜
4:37pm
comment on caption:
Since the pandemic started, Cremation
staff are having to work from home [Stu Dent]
Well done Stu Dent. Great caption.
7:46pm
comment on caption:
Since the pandemic started, Cremation
staff are having to work from home [Stu Dent]
Hilarious caption, well deserved
8:02am
comment on caption:
Since the pandemic started, Cremation
staff are having to work from home [Stu Dent]
Late, but that's probably the best way to arrive for a cremation. Well done Stu.
8:26am
comment on caption:
Since the pandemic started, Cremation
staff are having to work from home [Stu Dent]
If eyes could eat, that would be gone by now.
6:16pm
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Don't look back in hunger [Stu Dent]
Eventually, he becomes her. Looks like he's already begun transitioning.
7:55pm
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Death becomes her [Stu Dent]
The flab and ravenous
4:06am
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The fat and the furious [Stu Dent]