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	clever Children should be seen and not hurled. 16/05/22 20:00:07	1 16
Nice play on the original caption, but still not a complete pun (makes sense both ways). --Willie Johnson
	clever Some dog Millionaires 06/04/22 8:44:56	16

	lol "The captain of Russia's women's water polo team is here to see you sir. She wants to know why you think they shouldn't be allowed to compete this year." 23/03/22 12:18:29	16

	An Ale of Two Titties 15/03/22 20:15:01	8 16
It was the breast of times. It was the thirst of times. --Scrijjy Doo
	lol clever Merde to measure 17/12/21 13:16:16	16

	"According to my calculations you've spent 43 hours on caption.me this week. What have you got to say for yourself Dave?" "Have you seen how many votes I have?" 20/11/21 9:06:50	2 16
Only 43 hours? I thought it was more. --Dave Bryan
	Nescafé Ghouled Blend 28/03/21 8:00:10	16

	clever The Tête Gallery 02/02/21 23:11:10	16

	"I told you not to lick my arse." 03/01/21 20:00:28	1 16
''I didn't realise you were being serious. I thought you were saying it tongue in cheek.'' --Dave Bryan
	Girth, Wind and Fire 01/09/20 20:00:11	16

	"It was awful. They skinned me from my head tomatoes." 09/07/20 12:03:43	16

	lol Some farts can't be forgiven. 16/06/20 20:09:20	16

	Sister in lawn 10/06/20 20:15:41	16

	🎵 "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive" 29/04/20 20:00:05	1 16
few 100 years at least. --Dev B
	A room with a moo 07/04/20 20:00:04	16

	lol Fay Wray had her favourite part of King Kong stuffed and mounted. 28/01/20 20:01:14	16

	Mother of pearl 18/01/20 8:00:03	16

	Young people don't respect their elders anymore. 27/09/19 9:19:02	16

	Spot marks the x 23/07/19 20:00:14	16

	Blazing Saddles 16/07/19 12:00:04	16

	clever High urners 10/07/19 8:09:18	16

	Jesus figured selling selfies on ebay would make him a prophet. 07/05/19 12:02:50	16

	clever 🎵 Four blind mice 03/05/19 12:02:24	16

	The Batmobile 07/02/19 20:00:05	16

	Boardwalk 12/01/19 12:00:04	16

	Snakes and Ladas 10/04/24 12:09:00	15

	Reservoir Mogs 09/04/24 12:03:57	15

	Inker Bell 06/04/24 8:05:16	15

	The cat that got the beam 30/03/24 20:01:21	15

	Driving Miss Daisy 23/03/24 12:00:18	15

	Yawn again Christian 23/03/24 8:13:34	15

	"Pass me my gun Dave." "Why?" "To kill a mocking bird." 13/03/24 12:23:09, edited: 13/03/24 12:23:36	15

	Let your fingers do the torquing 07/03/24 20:11:46	1 15

	Watt's new pussycat? 18/02/24 20:02:38	15

	"The estate agent said it was in mint condition." 02/02/24 8:26:14	15

	"My toilet is squeaky clean." 27/01/24 12:24:52	15

	Powder room 22/01/24 12:02:43	15

	"I know my condition has worsened recently, but why should I have to pay for more than one seat?" asked the elephant man. 15/01/24 12:15:03	15

	The Wind in the Willies 07/01/24 8:06:23	15

	Sweet talker 01/01/24 20:03:57	15

	Try not to stare at their crochets. 01/01/24 12:04:28	15

	"What caused the crash?" "A stationery object." 25/12/23 20:02:45	15

	clever "Euston, we have a problem." 22/12/23 8:05:17	15

	Sealed with a kiss 15/12/23 12:00:16	15

	Davement 10/12/23 20:05:36	1 15

	The Great Train Shrubbery 26/11/23 8:01:54	15

	Mad Wax 20/10/23 13:16:04	1 15

	The Passed and the Furious 06/10/23 8:05:52, edited: 06/10/23 8:06:24	15

	Forest Bump 26/08/23 12:16:34	15

	New Kids On The Bloke 09/08/23 20:04:33	15

	Board again Christian 01/08/23 20:09:06	15

	clever Stig of the Dump 24/07/23 12:02:50	15

	"How will I recognise you?" "I'll have a Rubik's Cube." 12/07/23 8:02:08	15

	clever 🎵 Retch for the stars... 🎵 10/07/23 12:02:54	15

	"Ha ha, I win guys. Swords beat paper." 14/04/23 12:00:07	15

	Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blew 03/04/23 12:00:19	15

	Rest in PC 27/03/23 20:00:10	2 15
He died from a virus. --KimJong Pun
	Crash in the Attic 20/03/23 12:00:59	15

	"Stop right there madam, we have reason to believe you have stolen some of our onions." 17/03/23 12:00:13, edited: 17/03/23 12:01:00	15

	"One small sip for man, one giant gulp for mankind." 24/02/23 9:11:34	15

	"How much for a shave?" "10 quid." "I only have a fiver. How much can I get for that?" 19/02/23 12:00:23, edited: 19/02/23 12:54:42	3 15
Great caption! Think it might work slightly better without the “me at the barbers” bit? --Chris Beach
	Scream cheese 28/01/23 12:00:13	15

	Party animals 25/01/23 12:00:07	1 15

	Desperately Soaking Susan 24/01/23 20:28:49	15

	"Why are they looking so sad?" "Some Joker stole their lunch money." 18/01/23 12:22:05	15

	creative Beerwolf 23/12/22 12:00:30	15

	Moodolph 20/12/22 12:00:08	15

	What kind of birds nest in boots? Doc House Martens. 15/12/22 12:03:50, edited: 15/12/22 12:05:04	2 15
Good enough at just “Doc House Martens” !!I would have said “Clarks Gable” but I’ve exceeded my quota ☹️ --Julia Kinsey
	Seconds later he was Schwepped away. 29/10/22 9:33:52	15

	Kitty Kitty Bang Bang 05/10/22 8:00:14	15

	"I hate flipping stairs." 20/09/22 12:18:20	15

	Their relationship has really blossomed. 19/09/22 12:00:14	15

	Underdog 31/07/22 8:32:23	15

	Playing with fire 25/07/22 12:45:22	1 15

	♪ These boots are made for walkies ♪ 30/06/22 20:00:06	15

	"I like to keep my home squeaky clean." 28/06/22 9:37:10	15

	lol creative "Poor Harry, I warned him not to fly too close to the engine. Still, I might get a few bob for his broomstick." 20/04/22 12:00:51	15

	"Why do I always have to go in goal?" 05/04/22 20:01:08	15

	clever Bathroom scales 14/02/22 8:02:05	15

	clever x3 . 25/01/22 12:00:16	2 15

	Flushing Meadows 23/11/21 12:02:59	15

	Scooby Douche 18/11/21 8:00:09	15

	The Quilling Fields 02/08/21 12:05:13	15

	Cookroach 12/05/21 8:00:04	15

	lol Pulp fiction 06/03/21 8:00:08	15

	Wow, you can see her knotty bits! 26/02/21 20:00:10	1 15
"That's knot nice. Leaf me alone." --Willie Johnson
	"But mum, I had a bath yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that." 23/11/20 8:53:15	15

	lol x2 WWTF 06/11/20 12:17:00	15

	The Loneliness of the Thong Distance Runner 21/10/20 20:34:50	15

	"I can't see a bloody thing with the son in my eyes." 30/09/20 20:05:05	1 15
He's about to get a sonburn, even though he's wearing a sonscreen. --Willie Johnson
	"Noah says he can take the boy, but one of you girls has to stay behind." 29/07/20 21:26:27	1 15
"Let's draw straws. The loser has to go with the boy." --Willie Johnson
	It's not easy googling 'how to remove superglue' with your elbows. 10/07/20 20:01:14	1 15
How to remove superglue with your elbows? Why not just use your... oh, never mind. --Willie Johnson
	Romancing the stone 21/04/20 8:00:05	1 15
Michael Douglas has not aged well. --Scrijjy Doo
	lol "I wish the Invisible Man would stop leaving his crap lying around." 18/04/20 20:00:26	15

	"Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold." 14/04/20 20:00:32	1 15
If the waiting doesn't do it, the music makes you wish you were dead. --Willie Johnson
	Fart deco 30/03/20 8:02:36	1 15
Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
	"Remember, when the waiter appears, you jump in my soup. As soon as he's gone I'll pull you out." 24/02/20 8:00:05	15

	"I've got a sinking feline." 08/12/19 12:00:04	15

	To have and too old 25/09/19 8:20:33	3 15
Til death do us-- --Scrijjy Doo
	"I think my sex addiction's cured." 15/09/19 12:23:30	15

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"Just Got it... Laugh Out Loud."

[anon]

07/04/24
8:22am

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"I'd rather have a lol-ly." [Stephen Bean]

I'll never understand why some puns get votes and others don't. This one is better than average I'd have thought.

James Lennox

07/04/24
8:33pm

comment on caption:
Horton Clears a Poo [Stephen Bean]

The Doc... Made a Booty-Call'onoscopy.

[anon]

07/04/24
11:45pm

comment on caption:
Doctor Doodoolittle [Stephen Bean]

This Cow is "TU-TU" Much.

[anon]

09/04/24
8:27am

comment on caption:
Cow-a-bunga [Stephen Bean]

The "WHEEL'ER-DEALER" is the CEO at "Michelin Tyres."

[anon]

Sunday
3:06pm

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It ain't over until the fat lady signs [Stephen Bean]

I think Troompa Loompa lives here, and rents his spare rooms to Glyn, Karyn, Karen M, Al, Jimbles, Dave B, Vivvy, Kta, Dan, Tony, herc, Stephen, Domey, Dotty, Alexandra, scrijjy, John, Michael, Phil, KT A, Kathleen, Paul, C CaMel…….. plus loads more! (Massive house.)
Incidentally, Uncle Chris lives off grid in the Forest Of Dean.