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20/07/23 12:01:04 |
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That's the worst case of tinsillitis I've ever seen said the doctor. 10/07/23 12:04:36 |
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"Waiter, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered a carafe of wine." 22/06/23 12:08:07 |
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17/06/23 8:15:29 |
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17/03/23 8:00:09 |
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16/03/23 12:19:43 |
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16/03/23 12:00:36 |
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🎵 just another prick in the wall 🎵 12/03/23 8:00:11 |
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07/02/23 12:00:06 |
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05/02/23 20:18:15 |
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02/01/23 20:01:10 |
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23/12/22 8:00:12 |
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"What temperature do you set the thermostat?" 21/12/22 20:22:45 |
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The good old days... when families could afford to heat one room. 02/12/22 8:00:14 |
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22/11/22 12:38:13 |
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"Can you tell me how many lives you have left?" 22/10/21 20:00:34 |
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"It's a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..." 24/09/21 12:00:30 |
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05/05/21 8:00:06 |
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04/02/21 8:00:06 |
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20/11/20 20:36:54 |
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13/10/20 12:12:25 |
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14/09/20 12:01:23 |
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30/03/20 8:00:12 |
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18/10/19 20:00:10 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^)
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie ..
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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08/01/19 12:00:04 |
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15/02/24 8:07:03 |
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Children should be seen and not hurled. 19/01/24 8:05:40 |
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17/01/24 8:02:27 |
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Dave and Janet got married despite being poles apart. 20/12/23 8:02:57 |
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19/11/23 8:09:03 |
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17/11/23 20:01:09, edited: 17/11/23 20:01:51 |
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"Don't move Dave. There's a monkey on the back of your head." 24/09/23 12:03:16 |
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20/09/23 8:00:41, edited: 20/09/23 8:03:42 |
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*Hairoshima
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20/08/23 20:03:00 |
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A cat a meringue.
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13/03/23 20:00:15 |
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"That poor lady doesn't know whether she's coming or going." 10/02/23 8:00:11 |
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On reflection it wasn't the best location for the annual Sleep Walkers Society camping holiday. 29/01/23 9:49:24 |
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28/01/23 8:08:31 |
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🎵 Postmortem Pat and his black and white cat 17/01/23 12:25:12 |
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"I thought I'd spruce the place up a little." 11/01/23 20:19:12 |
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26/11/22 20:00:33, edited: 26/11/22 20:19:20 |
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ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ
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"Can you ask the captioneers for a bed pun please." 02/11/22 12:05:53 |
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"I'm not sure I'm cut out for this kind of exercise." 05/09/22 8:00:12 |
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31/08/22 12:08:47 |
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Young people don't respect their elders nowadays. 04/07/22 12:06:33 |
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27/06/22 8:18:05 |
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27/05/22 8:00:10 |
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"What an amazing coincidence. They've both put Rohypnol in each other's drink." 21/11/21 20:28:36 |
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06/10/21 12:05:57 |
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Thank you, it's an honour to have inspired such a great caption. I remember thinking a nod was unnecessary lol.
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"I put my heart and sole into my art." 06/07/21 8:00:05 |
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I put my art and soul into my heart.
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25/05/21 8:08:06 |
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"I don't know why they bother with that sign." 07/12/20 12:14:20 |
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Ouch... :-)
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The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal. 24/10/20 14:07:05 |
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22/10/20 20:22:28 |
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06/06/20 8:00:22 |
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How on earth did they get my real picture?
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30/03/20 8:00:05 |
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"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?" 28/03/20 12:24:49 |
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I've got to hand it to you.
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When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls. 24/03/20 8:02:54 |
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18/03/20 13:27:19 |
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Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get.
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Labrador for sale: in mint condition. 16/03/20 20:00:12 |
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19/11/19 8:00:03 |
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16/09/19 8:00:04 |
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04/09/19 8:09:03 |
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Always slice a cucumber before feeding to your tortoise. 23/11/18 21:52:32 |
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There's big bucks in the fashion industry. 30/10/18 8:08:30 |
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03/04/24 12:01:35 |
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01/04/24 8:05:25 |
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03/03/24 12:10:43 |
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27/02/24 12:03:28, edited: 27/02/24 12:03:41 |
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17/02/24 8:00:39 |
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10/02/24 8:00:25 |
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09/02/24 20:07:21 |
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"What are you listening to?" 31/01/24 12:43:36 |
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28/01/24 20:03:14, edited: 28/01/24 20:04:28 |
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14/01/24 12:02:09, edited: 14/01/24 12:15:27, |
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08/01/24 8:09:37 |
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"I heard what the vet did to you mate. I'm sorry for your loss." 14/12/23 12:02:06 |
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09/12/23 12:13:02 |
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17/10/23 20:12:38 |
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08/10/23 20:04:16 |
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"What does it feel like?" 27/09/23 12:09:55 |
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06/08/23 12:05:08 |
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They're always going on family trips. 19/06/23 12:26:52 |
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A single match later and we settled down next to a roaring fire. 20/05/23 8:00:52 |
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Dave hoped the ticket inspector wouldn't notice him. 13/05/23 8:03:54 |
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05/05/23 8:57:18 |
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"I warned you not to have sex with that ostrich." 16/04/23 8:00:35, edited: 16/04/23 8:00:54 |
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"...and WAKE UP DAVE!" shouted the hypnotist. 05/02/23 20:00:26 |
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"I warned him not to go sailing after gargling with Listerine." 19/01/23 8:00:16 |
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06/12/22 20:05:13 |
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07/11/22 9:01:18 |
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28/10/22 8:03:34 |
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15/10/22 8:15:26 |
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"How did you get on with the hare spray?" 12/09/22 12:05:52 |
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11/09/22 20:00:34 |
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31/08/22 12:45:27 |
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21/08/22 8:00:11, edited: 24/08/22 11:22:26 |
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"Can you lift me up please Daddy?" 19/08/22 8:23:26 |
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I think Troompa Loompa lives here, and rents his spare rooms to Glyn, Karyn, Karen M, Al, Jimbles, Dave B, Vivvy, Kta, Dan, Tony, herc, Stephen, Domey, Dotty, Alexandra, scrijjy, John, Michael, Phil, KT A, Kathleen, Paul, C CaMel…….. plus loads more! (Massive house.)
Incidentally, Uncle Chris lives off grid in the Forest Of Dean.
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Have you been looking through the keyhole, Karen? ;)
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Rent's due. £1,000 each please, cough up!
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
There ya go, a thousand pounds... of oranges.
12:39pm
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Due to this sudden increase in the cost of living, it might be an idea to increase the monthly prize...🤔
12:43pm
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This week on 'Which captioneer lives in a house like this?' [Stephen Bean]
Nice callback!
5:38pm
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"When's the next drug intervention night? I just saw a unicorn." [Stephen Bean]
The one that got away?
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"Where's the big bad wolf?" "We left him huffing and puffing about three miles back." [Stephen Bean]
Exquisitely painful pun, accept this vote.
2:12pm
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Fast of the Summer Swine [Stephen Bean]
The "Tabby'ulator."
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Arithmewtic [Stephen Bean]
Lol, I was thinking Spratboyslim 🤣
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Bratboy Slim [Stephen Bean]