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Photos			17	#2		9	#3	536	1767	#3
Comments	19	2	6	#2	4	6	#5	971	1410	#5
Forum Posts		1						32
Suggested Edits		1	2	#2	1	2	#2	7	14	#5

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Comments	3	#2	5	#4	819	#11
Forum Posts
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lol creative clever x2 23/02/20 20:45:45		20 31
Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
	clever Clawed Monet 09/12/23 12:02:23	1 25

	lol Dave's pronouns are He/Haw 07/09/23 20:02:46, edited: 07/09/23 20:05:39	25

	clever Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 20:48:18	25

	lol If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 12:30:14	1 23
It has a squeeze butt-on. --Willie Johnson
	A fish out of mortar 28/03/24 20:00:36	22

	Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. 10/05/21 8:15:04	2 22
I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case. --Glyn Evans
	lol Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital! 26/08/19 20:01:47	22

	Gnashtray 26/08/18 20:00:24	22

	"Fancy going for a spin?" 06/12/18 20:00:46	21

	Drum kit 21/10/18 12:00:14	21

	lol Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless. 15/04/20 13:23:47	20

	Poor feller 03/10/18 8:00:30	20

	lol "Nobody calls ME a dirty rat!" 02/07/22 12:06:41	19

	lol "How's your nan?" "Well, she still thinks she's Napoleon, but apart from that ..." 20/08/21 8:51:51	1 19

	clever Two turds off in the sale. 09/08/19 12:02:38	1 19

	"Make them go away. They're giving me the CBeebie jeebies." 24/10/23 12:26:00, edited: 24/10/23 12:27:02	18

	clever Comic relief 12/10/21 8:25:34	18

	Sex on the beech 15/09/20 20:11:59	18

	"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?" 23/02/20 12:13:48	18

	clever When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better. 20/04/19 12:25:54	18

	The homeless are multiplying. 27/10/18 8:21:31	18

	"Don't stand so close to me!" 14/08/18 20:05:16	18

	"I told you not to squeeze that pimple, Dave." 23/02/24 20:38:40	17

	Feels on wheels 29/07/23 20:42:00	17

	lol "Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried." 23/06/20 10:37:53	2 17
He did clog the lint screen though. --Willie Johnson
	🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes 20/09/19 20:00:44	17

	Big Macabre meal 27/08/18 9:19:01	1 17

	"I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I'm stone deaf." 02/12/23 20:02:24	16

	A pig and a poke. 12/03/21 12:30:28	2 16
That must mean Dave's surname is Cameron. --Troompa Loompa
	It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes. 07/09/19 8:46:46	16

	clever x2 Invalid parking 01/09/18 20:38:30	16

	Robber duck 31/08/18 8:52:03	16

	"When you said motorbikes were pussy magnets ..." 24/11/23 20:54:51	15

	"Hey, you, get off of my couch!" 01/07/21 8:43:15	1 15

	Shockolate cake 19/04/21 20:05:09	15

	Sugar babes 13/04/21 12:23:22	15

	Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'. 18/08/19 20:31:28	1 15

	Beauty and the baste 13/08/19 20:02:20	15

	creative clever Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him. 12/08/19 20:19:52	15

	Not the best place to drink someone under the table. 23/01/19 20:01:31	15

	He had a nagging pain in his shoulder. 31/12/18 8:01:02	15

	clever Balancing the books 02/11/18 20:00:12	15

	Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin. 21/10/18 9:00:42	15

	It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change. 29/08/18 9:29:38	15

	The Frocky Horror Show 02/04/24 20:23:14	14

	clever I can't stand tailgaters. 25/02/24 8:12:11	14

	Fruit machine 31/10/23 12:36:07	14

	Bed & Breakfast 31/08/23 8:29:00	4 14
Thank you James. :) And your vote too was much appreciated. --Karyn Harrison
	"You're going down!" 20/07/21 12:20:15	14

	Trophy wife 25/01/20 12:37:38	14

	Falling out of cinq 05/01/20 20:24:27	14

	clever Sound asleep 04/11/19 20:23:18	14

	Bear faced chic 07/09/19 20:00:16	14

	Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play. 18/08/19 12:03:45	14

	There she blows 21/04/19 20:00:45	14

	I can't believe it's nut butter! 20/04/19 10:29:08	14

	The towel and the pussycat 15/03/19 12:00:23	14

	"HUSH Puppy!" 21/11/18 20:00:18	14

	Ribbits in the headlights 01/11/18 20:00:54	14

	I love a steamy novel. 25/03/24 8:18:13	6 13
Anon, with your comment, did you intend to give a nod to this caption, or were you requesting a nod from the author of this caption? --Chris Beach
	These boots weren't made for walkin' 05/08/23 12:01:45	13

	Chuck Ã l'orange 21/06/21 12:33:57	13

	lol Apparently she was run off the road by an under-age driver in a distinctive red and yellow car, described by one eyewitness as wearing a blue hat with a bell on it. 17/05/21 21:10:03	1 13
Nods where appropriate ;) --Al Overy
	The Plight of the Bumblebee. 28/04/20 20:42:10	13

	Double grazing 07/04/20 20:06:14	13

	"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!" 05/01/20 13:56:32	2 13
Brilliant! --Lynne A
	A cock-and-wool story 04/01/20 20:00:08	13

	Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs. 03/12/19 20:57:56	13

	clever Dead and buried 04/10/19 12:11:54	13

	They say he died of exhaustion. 12/09/19 20:00:17	2 13
He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo
	The window to your sole 01/09/19 12:00:47	13

	clever Nip one purl one 17/04/19 12:02:40	2 13
Well played... --Charles Gilbert
	Baby magnet 17/04/19 12:00:29	13

	"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!" 11/01/19 20:00:50	13

	English country dentalman 17/09/18 20:07:04	13

	Kerb scrawlers 08/09/18 20:01:07	13

	♫ Ewe raise me up 13/04/24 12:03:16	12

	Ratalooie 27/01/24 12:01:31	12

	Horsesprung durch Technik 13/08/23 20:04:44	12

	The Great British Bark Off 02/08/23 20:03:46	12

	She's a Van-eater 02/05/21 15:51:28, edited: 24/12/23 1:38:20	12

	"Let meowt!" 20/08/20 20:06:21	12

	🎵 It's my Party and I'll Cry if I Want to 08/08/20 20:00:09	12

	The Nightmare Before Christmas Dinner. 02/08/20 20:47:47	12

	"Wake up mate, you've got to be at the church in half an hour." 18/07/20 20:33:57	1 12
The sermon isn't going to give itself. --Scrijjy Doo
	"Hey, stop cutting corners!" 18/07/20 12:52:09	12

	Laughter isn't always the best medicine. 07/11/19 10:31:43	12

	We've tried removing it but blackheads are a bugger to get rid of. 12/09/19 12:01:45	12

	The increasing demand for cat photos by captioneers is beginning to take its toll, with many felines turning to drink. "You just never know when it might be you!" complains Oscar. 22/08/19 8:55:03	12

	clever Snails of the Unexpected 30/03/19 20:20:18	12

	You have to hand it to this sculptor. He's really pulled it off! 05/02/19 20:40:31	12

	clever "I see she's on one of those crash diets again!" 13/01/19 8:54:12	12

	The scowl and the pussycat 30/12/18 20:00:18	12

	Filming twenty five episodes of Rainbow back-to-back was beginning to take its toll on Bungle. 12/12/18 20:01:43	12

	Breeze blocks 29/11/18 8:12:20	12

	You're wasting your time there Puss. Tories don't give to the paw! 04/11/18 12:00:21	12

	"Put a sock in it!" 03/09/18 8:23:35	12

	L'eau and behold 31/03/24 8:05:12	11

	lol No dirty books in here! 25/03/24 8:07:30	11

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Was watching this the other day (albeit with a tear in my eye after the loss of comedic legend, Matthew Perry)

The Wolf

23/11/23
9:28pm

comment on caption:
"And on the left is 'Christopher', an original Phoebe Buffay". [Karyn Harrison]

Love this, Karyn. Sorry I missed the vote.

The Wolf

06/12/23
11:34pm

comment on caption:
No grinning walruses [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks, Wolf. And no worries. I'm glad you liked it.

(caption author)

07/12/23
12:00pm

comment on caption:
No grinning walruses [Karyn Harrison]

Are you sure it was a shrink and not a carnival fortune telling machine called Zoltar?

Glyn Evans

08/12/23
8:21pm

comment on caption:
"I knew I should never have seen that shrink." [Karyn Harrison]

He is almost as famous as Pebbles Pawcasso.

[anon]

10/12/23
3:05am

comment on caption:
Clawed Monet [Karyn Harrison]

Welcome home.

Dot Old

03/02/24
6:18pm

comment on caption:
"And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' we track down Peters and Lee." [Karyn Harrison]

🎵 Come on in and close the door............

''I'd love to but I'm a bit pushed for time.''

[anon]

04/02/24
1:53pm

comment on caption:
"And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' we track down Peters and Lee." [Karyn Harrison]

When I was a kid we had neighbours that looked just like Peters and Lee so that's what we called them. We also had the hermit, the weirdo, the wife-beater and the streaker.

(caption author)

04/02/24
5:47pm

comment on caption:
"And on tonight's episode of 'Where Are They Now?' we track down Peters and Lee." [Karyn Harrison]

"We also had the hermit, the weirdo, the wife-beater and the streaker." - Did you live next door to us??