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Thanks, Neil, missed the typo.
8:46am
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''If I clean my bum with this cheap rubbish, my Izal water.'' [Dave Bryan]
Faecal pudding for dessert.
12:46pm
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''The main meal will be coming shortly, lads. Did you enjoy the farter?'' [Dave Bryan]
Thank you, Dot. It's the dunce's cap for me.
4:09pm
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WORLD NEWS Ostriches are becoming an increasing nuisance on the roads in some parts of Africa. Local authorities have been accused of not taking the problem seriously enough and burying their heads in the sand. [Dave Bryan]
😂 Not at all Dave, you're welcome. Thank you for editing. Shame you missed out on my vote as I really liked your caption.
4:38pm
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WORLD NEWS Ostriches are becoming an increasing nuisance on the roads in some parts of Africa. Local authorities have been accused of not taking the problem seriously enough and burying their heads in the sand. [Dave Bryan]
"Oui! Oui!"
2:23pm
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Is it a repeater? [Dave Bryan]
After I'd posted this the old Tommy Cooper song came into my head:
Don't jump off the roof, Dad,
You'll make a hole in the yard.
Mother's just planted petunias
The weeding and digging was hard.
If you must end it all, Dad,
Why won't you give us a break?
Just take a walk down the park, Dad,
And there you can jump in the lake.
2:29pm
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''I ve decided not to jump.'' ''Don't be so selfish, the kids have invited all their friends over.'' [Dave Bryan]
Crap, sorry Dave. I missed voting on this pic. Would have Supervoted this.
8:19pm
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CLOSING TIME AT KNOWSLEY SAFARI PARK ''Don't worry, it must be hiding in the bushes.'' [Dave Bryan]
Good knowledge. He was a goalkeeper known as 'the cat'. Maybe we're the only ones who knew that. Hmmm.
8:42pm
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''And that's another great save from Peter Bonetti.'' [Dave Bryan]
Good
7:46am
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''That could be a red card for Mittens. He's just scratched Kurt Zouma's eye out.'' [Dave Bryan]
No. One more at least...
9:24am
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''And that's another great save from Peter Bonetti.'' [Dave Bryan]