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	Beesome 28/11/20 20:03:43	1 11
"I just wanna bee some body." --Willie Johnson

lol 23/11/20 1:20:32		11


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	"I promised my mum I'd cut back to just one a day." 25/10/18 15:29:43	11


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06/09/18 20:01:53		11

	Cinderella's grass slippers 23/03/24 20:07:01	10

	🎵 Just one Spaghetto, Give it to me 🎵 13/02/24 14:38:05	10

	Just a splash-in-the-pan 25/08/23 20:15:04	10


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	It wasn't until they got to their honeymoon suite that Dave discovered the carpet didn't match the curtains. 23/08/22 20:00:47	10


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	clever Fill with helium and release on Ascension Day. 21/04/22 20:01:13	10


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	Tired of all the sh*t on the web? 10/10/21 20:00:09	10


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13/03/21 20:01:50		10

	lol It was nice for a minute, but the rest of the jerking up and down was just Dave trying to get his beard out of the zip. 18/10/20 20:00:13	1 10
Unfortunately the super glue held, and they had to exit the car that way. --Willie Johnson
	Deja goo: that strange feeling that you've been through this sh*t before. 13/09/20 20:00:07	2 10


12/08/20 20:01:48		1 10
Berry good --Mr Dome
	"One might enquire what your favourite film was, Miss Mansfield." "'Kiss Them for Me', Your Majesty." "... And then you will tell us?" 27/07/20 15:07:59, edited: 11/03/24 23:16:11	10


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creative 24/12/18 9:18:46		10


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	creative I'm all packed for our romantic weekend: my girlfriend said to buy her a sexy teddy and some dirty toys.... 18/10/18 20:06:01	10


lol 05/06/18 20:00:17		10


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	"You soil that horse." 03/04/24 20:04:32	9

	Today we celebrated Granddad's 103rd birthday. 11/12/23 20:01:53	9

	"And how long has your claw been snagged in the curtain but you pretend nothing's wrong?" "Two days." 02/10/23 20:02:52	9


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creative 19/12/22 20:00:23, edited: 04/01/23 6:48:27		9


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creative 28/05/21 20:24:11		9

	"And Tatiana receives the scores 2.1, 3.4, 1.9, 2.7... ... and a 10.0 from the Russian judge." 01/05/21 20:01:48, edited: 31/08/22 16:10:57	9


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	Teddy pair 31/05/20 20:00:56	9


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	The randy little alien played with himself as he approached his victim. Then he saw the eerily accurate sign. 13/08/19 8:00:09	9


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	Not pictured: "Knickers in a Twist" 22/02/19 14:51:27	9


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31/10/17 20:00:45		9

	Usually the squad wait until after the match to get sh*t-faced. 02/09/17 15:37:25	9

	Blarney Stoned 15/08/17 8:08:21	9

	"Yes, there will be the phthalate-induced cancers your family will suffer decades from now. But it's worth it for the convenience." 22/02/24 20:04:14	8

	"Five Stars. This book worked perfectly. I was able to train them to jump out of the water and then out of the tank." -Mittens 14/02/24 20:06:17	8

	My husband misunderstood my Christmas gift request, but now I actually think I prefer this sexy red teddy. 13/12/23 20:02:12	8

	Steakhouse 30/11/23 20:06:21	1 8

	“I found it on Airbnbeef.” 30/11/23 20:00:47	8

	You never know when you're gonna need a Paris-scissors. 06/11/23 20:04:41	8


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	Lost your get-up-and-Gogh? 16/09/22 20:00:31	8

	"Carry the 1 over, and... Yeah, you still have negative finder points." 16/08/22 20:00:19	8


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clever 26/02/22 20:07:06		8

	"So I said to the director, 'If you're unwilling to re-block the scene to show my good side then I am DONE. I'll be in my trailer.' And I walked off the set." "...Which side is your good side?" 09/12/21 20:03:12	1 8
"...Which side is your good side?" Her inside. --Willie Johnson

08/12/21 20:11:19		8

	"Alexei, all your heavy drinking worries me." "Be quiet, woman, you are not my wife, you are just a plaything to me." 16/11/21 20:05:31	8

	OnAdventureWithGrandad 05/11/21 20:14:07	8


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	"Rex, what did I tell you about standing in front of the ball machine?" 13/09/21 20:05:23, edited: 30/06/23 21:00:31	8


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creative 25/08/21 20:00:32		8


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13/03/21 20:00:54		1 8
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum? --Karyn Harrison

06/03/21 20:00:06		8

	Specs Pistils 23/01/21 20:00:18	1 8
Attention paparazzi ... no photos of Dev Patel, seriously.. he's not Priti --Mauris Iocus
	Taking it from beehind 28/11/20 20:00:08	8

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last comments (total: 271)

(Nod to Mon 20:02:05)

(caption author)

14/11/23
6:52pm

comment on caption:
That's a sight for sour eyes. [Crunchy Chords]

Nod to 8:15:52

(caption author)

17/11/23
6:17pm

comment on caption:
“I refuse the jab because vaccines would infect my brain and make me weird,” said Djokovic. [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Home, home on the range...
Where the deer and the antelope play...🎵

Willie Johnson

01/12/23
9:31am

comment on caption:
Steakhouse [Crunchy Chords]

Encore!!

Julia Kinsey

06/12/23
8:04pm

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

Challenge accepted, Julia.

🎵 “It's not entirely my fault
My songs sound like gargled phlegm
I'm trying to sing from music notes
That have a backward stem." 🎵

Anyone else want to have a go?

Crunchy Chords

09/12/23
6:03am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Moony moony star star
Starry starry moon
I've laced your drink with roofies
You'll be unconscious soon 🎵

James Lennox

09/12/23
6:26am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

In crooked notes, I serenade the night,
A singer so bad, it's a comical sight.
I pay folks to endure my lunar tunes,
Moon and stars bear witness to my vocal cartoons

[anon]

09/12/23
7:45am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]